The sad thing is now that people have seen this work, they’ll be trying it with everything… Hats off to the guy who came up with it first, but now we’re going to see a wave of try-hards.
Very true. It kills me that I’ve used nothing I learned at school at my current job. They want experience, but experience has told me as long as you can take notes and mindlessly repeat tasks, you’re good to go.
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Haha the anchorman gif was perfect for this story.
I’m sure telling a guy you want babies by 27 makes them really want to take you out again… and my money is on Dorn being the coworker you ran into.
Hands down, granny skydiving was the best video on here.
Can’t forget to laugh after mocking them about their shitty life.
I figured the question of an open bar would’ve been taken care of prior to answering the RSVP.
What, you don’t like the special sauce that they’ll include the next time you show your face?
It was only an ass grab? Seems like a lot of work for such little reward.
So where’s the pictures?
Bringing a new definition to “made in China.”
Did it also burn when you peed?
Haha this was a good rendition of the song… Way too accurate for comfort though.
“Al Gore didn’t invent the internet so you could prove to us that your husband sucks at pulling out.”
Easily the best line
The sad thing is now that people have seen this work, they’ll be trying it with everything… Hats off to the guy who came up with it first, but now we’re going to see a wave of try-hards.
Manscaping is a curtesy to your partner, and hygenic in the bathroom, dunno why people still refuse to do it.
Damn, sitting back in your own shit stain…
Very true. It kills me that I’ve used nothing I learned at school at my current job. They want experience, but experience has told me as long as you can take notes and mindlessly repeat tasks, you’re good to go.
“What’s mine is mine, what’s their’s is also mine.”
I’d honestly enjoy listening to half that crap, rather than sit in a quiet office where you can hear everyone’s phone calls and keyboards.
Haha 13 definitely made the column
Eh, thought it would be more amusing, it was mildly entertaining at best.