Not going to grad school because I just spent 17 fucking years in school. PGP.

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Unsuccessfully comparing work schedules with your girlfriend to find time for a date. PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

Working an event for your company at the local career fair and bringing your resume along to pass to other companies. PGP.

An unexpected bill side-lining your plans for the entire month. PGP.

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

1: “Something is wrong.” 2: “Have you tried restarting it?” PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

Consistently in an overly caffeinated state of panic. PGP.