Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Spent over five hours of company time playing Oregon Trail, making up for all the elementary school sessions that my teachers cut short. PGP.

My boss just volunteered me to speak at an elementary school for career day. PGP.

I like podcasts. PGP.

Morning: “I will never drink on a work night again.” 5 PM: “Who’s down to do happy hour?” PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

Using the “It will evaporate” technique on spills including liquids that aren’t water. PGP.

I wear headphones all day at work, partially because I enjoy listening to music, but mostly because I can’t stand the sound of my coworker’s voice.

Pinch me and I will end you.