Always having an additional, work-related tab open just incase someone walks by. PGP.

Saying you’ll “write it off” after making a purchase, despite having no idea how that works. PGP.

Printing completely useless information just so you have a reason to get up and walk around. PGP.

Learning the hard way not to honk at any retarded drivers near your office because your boss is one of them. PGP.

“Come by my desk and sign the birthday card.” PGP.

Walking out of the bathroom with your tie still flipped over your shoulder. PGP.

Asking people if they are going out when you know you aren’t regardless of their answer. PGP.

That awkward moment when the person that was destroying the toilet in the stall next to you walks out at the same time. PGP.

“I should probably start going to church.” PGP.

Dreaming more about your boss taking a vacation than yourself. PGP.