Rob Fox is a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move (as Bacon), Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. From St. Louis originally, he currently lives in Austin, Texas, and still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living. He is also prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email:rob@grandex.co
Late 90s was all about MILF Hunter. That man was a true hero, providing horny, credit card-less 13-year-olds with free three minute video previews for every MILF he boned. God bless you, wherever you are, MILF Hunter.
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Unfortunately they tell them exactly what I do, which leads to way too many awkward conversations.
Been there, bud. Been there.
A lot.
Monica Lewinsky turned 40 today.
Where you don’t even feel human until after dinner.
^^ All kinds of whoosh
We’re paid only in Rowdy Gentleman gear. I’m so hungry.
Late 90s was all about MILF Hunter. That man was a true hero, providing horny, credit card-less 13-year-olds with free three minute video previews for every MILF he boned. God bless you, wherever you are, MILF Hunter.
…is what other people do, I assume.
You’re welcome, for the romance and the crazy life affirming sex you’ll be having that can only from after a near-death experience.
That was like, barely acting on my part. This is intern work, dammit.
Will Ferrell is 28-years-old in that “Get off the Shed” video. I think he’s looked 35 since he was 14.
You have NO idea the amount of haste I took those pictures with.
That’s what I like to hear. Destroying professionalism is my ultimate goal.
OK Cupid WILL get you herpes.
It’s the most interesting thing they’ll have to say all day, until they cook some shitty looking lasagna.
Is #9 in reference to singular bar tabs or a weekend’s binge? You know what? The fact that I need clarification is probably not a great sign.
Hi I was calling for Mr. P. Enos?
That was my wrap you dick!