Interesting and useless fact: Aside from laying eggs, the platypus is also one of only five poisonous mammals in the world, with the males having a poisonous barbed spike on his hind legs to use as protection against smaller predators.
Also, a major, but low key, selling point should be that the ring is worn on the finger most likely least involved in true self love, something these women are probably familiar with.
Finally, learn how to include two unrelated thoughts in one post, you simpleton.
I used to hate these ads veiled as articles, but now I’m just jealous. Free trip to Jackson Hole with all the delicious food and ice cold beer you can drink? Keep livin’ that dream.
Give the man some breathing room. He’s trying to find his niche in a new office and city. And, if Johnny gets tied down with a girl to soon after his move, he’ll never make any of his own friends.
Several thoughts: 1. This was great. 2. You drink a lot of milk while drunk. 3. Leftover BBQ can make great tacos but you have to stick with the BBQ theme, not add sour cream and take it south of the border.
Please don’t tell me your one ply has that waxy feeling to it which actually repels poo instead of cleanly removing it from your nether regions. (For reference, see TP found at roughly 99% of all highway exit gas stations located several hours from your final destination.)
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Apparently wine provenance is a thing, and black market wine is relatively cheap. Just saying for those of you trying to save a buck.
So did you get laid last night, or try to watch another black and white movie alone in your bed?
Interesting and useless fact: Aside from laying eggs, the platypus is also one of only five poisonous mammals in the world, with the males having a poisonous barbed spike on his hind legs to use as protection against smaller predators.
Also, a major, but low key, selling point should be that the ring is worn on the finger most likely least involved in true self love, something these women are probably familiar with.
Finally, learn how to include two unrelated thoughts in one post, you simpleton.
It takes a special type of person to wear a pinky ring, male or female.
The hot girl in my office looks like Lindsey Shaw in this picture and it’s causing really inappropriate thoughts to bounce around in my head.
This might be your best one yet.
I just noticed those two over easy eggs were gently nestled atop a serving of delicious looking grits. Solid order right there.
Well now I really don’t feel bad about your downvotes on TGDAG.
And before I get roasted, insert masturbation joke here**
People make their own lotion?
I used to hate these ads veiled as articles, but now I’m just jealous. Free trip to Jackson Hole with all the delicious food and ice cold beer you can drink? Keep livin’ that dream.
Arby’s: When your Horsey Sauce doesn’t care about the quality of the roast beef.
Give the man some breathing room. He’s trying to find his niche in a new office and city. And, if Johnny gets tied down with a girl to soon after his move, he’ll never make any of his own friends.
Several thoughts: 1. This was great. 2. You drink a lot of milk while drunk. 3. Leftover BBQ can make great tacos but you have to stick with the BBQ theme, not add sour cream and take it south of the border.
You seen the ass on his wife though?
Why can’t I change my Nice Work to a Meh? This comment is supposed to be at -6 right now.
For this, or just in general? I mean Best is by no means ugly.
Not entirely?
Please don’t tell me your one ply has that waxy feeling to it which actually repels poo instead of cleanly removing it from your nether regions. (For reference, see TP found at roughly 99% of all highway exit gas stations located several hours from your final destination.)