There was a girl in my high school who was known for popping up a thumb up there without warning. Depending who you asked she was loved, hated, sought after, or downright terrifying.
I’d also add that receiving advice from anonymous internet friends helps boil the issue down to black and white. If a number of people I’ve never met all agree on a possible solution maybe they’re right and I’ve been letting fear or rose colored memories get in the way of taking action. Or maybe these people just need some positive affirmation or support to help them take the first step.
And if you are indeed depressed, Dentist, we are here for you too.
There were several fathers in our bachelor party group and everyone raged their face off. I aint as good as I once was, but………
I don’t do nose beers so once I hit my “I’ve had too much to drink wall” I have no choice but to pass out, which helps. I feel for our guys who went straight from the Rhino to the airport at 4:30 am though.
I’m here to confirm the David Ruff leaving Las Vegas method is the best idea in the history of Las Vegas. Landed at 5:45 am yesterday, somewhat drunkenly drove myself home (sorry everyone, don’t do this, safety first at all times), slept most of Sunday, still dry heaved in the shower this morning, but am now functioning at roughly 72%.
I told my boss about the trip this morning and the conversation went as such:
Boss: “So what you’re saying is you’re not going to sleep until you get back on the plane tomorrow night.”
Me: “No, I’ll sleep some tonight.”
Boss: “Don’t bullshit me.”
Be there in time for dinner tonight, hopping the red eye home Saturday night / Sunday morning. First time trying this method so I’ll either love it hate it, will report back on Monday.
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I went when I was about six years old and remember thinking, “That’s it? This is pretty stupid.”
The common denominator of every single simple part of life Duda hates is Duda.
Someone found the silver lining here.
Neither am I. #HEB4lyfe.
But TJ’s produce and meat departments suck, I stand by my statement.
Their produce and meat department sucks compared to WF. WdF is spot on here.
This title is really gonna mess with people’s heads….
You and Duda should just hate f**k now and get it out of the way.
Eating Fourth Meal sober in your pajamas while watching the Friday Night Football Highlights on ABC 13. PGP
There was a girl in my high school who was known for popping up a thumb up there without warning. Depending who you asked she was loved, hated, sought after, or downright terrifying.
Negga is right, Exfrat. If you want a finger up your bum with a random hookup you most likely will need to ask for it.
I’d also add that receiving advice from anonymous internet friends helps boil the issue down to black and white. If a number of people I’ve never met all agree on a possible solution maybe they’re right and I’ve been letting fear or rose colored memories get in the way of taking action. Or maybe these people just need some positive affirmation or support to help them take the first step.
And if you are indeed depressed, Dentist, we are here for you too.
His first official day was set for Aug 15. Dude got fired before he even started. Wild stuff.
I just realized your name is not “Captainiris.” As in Captain and Iris. Huh.
I’d insert a gif of Sandy Lyle from “Along Came Polly” but I don’t know how to imbed links.
Anybody out there got my back?
Wife: “When are you going to learn to stop doing this to yourself?”
Me: “I don’t know.”
There were several fathers in our bachelor party group and everyone raged their face off. I aint as good as I once was, but………
I don’t do nose beers so once I hit my “I’ve had too much to drink wall” I have no choice but to pass out, which helps. I feel for our guys who went straight from the Rhino to the airport at 4:30 am though.
I’m here to confirm the David Ruff leaving Las Vegas method is the best idea in the history of Las Vegas. Landed at 5:45 am yesterday, somewhat drunkenly drove myself home (sorry everyone, don’t do this, safety first at all times), slept most of Sunday, still dry heaved in the shower this morning, but am now functioning at roughly 72%.
I told my boss about the trip this morning and the conversation went as such:
Boss: “So what you’re saying is you’re not going to sleep until you get back on the plane tomorrow night.”
Me: “No, I’ll sleep some tonight.”
Boss: “Don’t bullshit me.”
Be there in time for dinner tonight, hopping the red eye home Saturday night / Sunday morning. First time trying this method so I’ll either love it hate it, will report back on Monday.