As someone who was accepted to TCU, has family who used to be on the faculty at TCU, and is friends with many a horned frog alum, y’all know your history dates back to LaDainian Tomlinson and that’s it, right? You might win the award for “delusional fan base who thinks people outside of the town in which we play give a shit about us.”
She pretended to be perfect but dropped out of her Christian college after one semester to move back home, now has three kids, and finally earned a degree at the respectable age of 31. She also gave terrible HJs, so there’s that.
Well, guys, shit got pretty crazy for me too this weekend. 9 holes of golf on Saturday afternoon during which I had not one, but two alcoholic beverages, and took an hour long nap after since the 97 degree Texas heat drained me of all energy. Shared a just okay bottle of white wine at dinner, was in bed reading by 10:40. Scarries level last night 1.5/10 because that’s the lowest you can ever hope for on a Sunday.
Will is correct. The proper move here is to leave Friday after work (assuming no time change or you are traveling west), tell yourself you’ll just have a drink or two after checking in to the hotel so you’re able to enjoy a beautiful Saturday, but then start drinking on the plane,have your taxi / uber take you directly to the bar to meet up with high school friends you maybe haven’t seen in three or four years, drunkenly buy a pack of cigs, brown out, show up to the hotel only to find out they gave your room away since it’s 2:15 am and you never alerted them to a late check-in, and pass out in Jim’s room while you the two of you wait for the room service order to come.
You’ve clearly never spent multiple years of your life using the vast majority of your PTO and travel budget going to weddings as opposed to an actual vacation in a destination of your choosing.
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Ehhh. I’d actually go with A&M but I wanted to give 19th some shit. I like Tech fans because they don’t even try to say that they’re relevant.
As someone who was accepted to TCU, has family who used to be on the faculty at TCU, and is friends with many a horned frog alum, y’all know your history dates back to LaDainian Tomlinson and that’s it, right? You might win the award for “delusional fan base who thinks people outside of the town in which we play give a shit about us.”
Such a dick move. I love it.
I like the way you roll but I’m a creamed spinach man myself. Can make asparagus at home 8 days a week.
Kudos to you. That sounds awful.
Better than you twin brother.
It’s like “You’ve Got Mail” but DrunkCartographer works at the Antiquarium.
Effin ACU, dude……. And I didn’t even grow up in Texas.
She pretended to be perfect but dropped out of her Christian college after one semester to move back home, now has three kids, and finally earned a degree at the respectable age of 31. She also gave terrible HJs, so there’s that.
Why is there no longer a direct link to the wall? Thank you.
Rico
It’s articles like these that make me regret going to a school without a football team.
Do we have the same birthday? Are you me? Am I you living in an alternate universe?
Playing the south in less than two weeks and I am pumped. Will be staring at the solar eclipse from the second tee box.
I tell myself it’s not that I can’t hang anymore, it’s that I just don’t want to.
Well, guys, shit got pretty crazy for me too this weekend. 9 holes of golf on Saturday afternoon during which I had not one, but two alcoholic beverages, and took an hour long nap after since the 97 degree Texas heat drained me of all energy. Shared a just okay bottle of white wine at dinner, was in bed reading by 10:40. Scarries level last night 1.5/10 because that’s the lowest you can ever hope for on a Sunday.
Heading on over to San Antonionio for a few days. Everyone stay safe and avoid the realities of Monday for as long as possible
You got plans next weekend? Might have a free Saturday night.
Nah, man. I’m super unique. Even more so than Duda.
Will is correct. The proper move here is to leave Friday after work (assuming no time change or you are traveling west), tell yourself you’ll just have a drink or two after checking in to the hotel so you’re able to enjoy a beautiful Saturday, but then start drinking on the plane,have your taxi / uber take you directly to the bar to meet up with high school friends you maybe haven’t seen in three or four years, drunkenly buy a pack of cigs, brown out, show up to the hotel only to find out they gave your room away since it’s 2:15 am and you never alerted them to a late check-in, and pass out in Jim’s room while you the two of you wait for the room service order to come.
You’ve clearly never spent multiple years of your life using the vast majority of your PTO and travel budget going to weddings as opposed to an actual vacation in a destination of your choosing.