It’s kind of the only transition. Also,
A girl goes straight in to give a beej = best date ever
A guy takes his tongue to tuna town = attempted rape / sexual harassment charges filed
Evolution of parenting:
Not wanting your kids to know what sex is > Having The Talk > Praying your kids aren’t having sex > Knowing your kids are having sex > Wanting your kids to have sex (for the grandbaby)
I can justify watching on a Sunday night after a hearty meal and some wind to ease me out of the weekend, but to relive my viewing choices on Monday morning is just too much. I prefer living in a world of denial….
No offense here, but why is your girlfriend, who is presumably a senior in college, hanging out in your home folding laundry and watching Cats on a Thursday night? If that’s what you two like to do then you’re already married so no sense in dreading making it official.
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Opening day of March Madness teaser?
Your profile pic makes you look like the butler from the Adams Family
Big surprise the safety nerd works in HR……
It’s kind of the only transition. Also,
A girl goes straight in to give a beej = best date ever
A guy takes his tongue to tuna town = attempted rape / sexual harassment charges filed
Well at least feelin’ some boobs over a t-shirt and training bra.
Strange thought of the day.
Evolution of parenting:
Not wanting your kids to know what sex is > Having The Talk > Praying your kids aren’t having sex > Knowing your kids are having sex > Wanting your kids to have sex (for the grandbaby)
Still don’t have enough money to go out some weekends. PGP
I went to a sorority senior formal with some chick because I didn’t have enough money to go out that particular weekend. Now she’s my wife.
Seeing a homosexual comment from you caused me to take your username in a whole new light for some reason.
29 was the worst for me. The past few have just been, “eh, whatever.”
Being told you’re not important enough to network with the Executive Officers. PGP
*wine
damn
I can justify watching on a Sunday night after a hearty meal and some wind to ease me out of the weekend, but to relive my viewing choices on Monday morning is just too much. I prefer living in a world of denial….
I can watch the episodes with my wife, but I just can’t read the recaps. I don’t know what it is, Will, but nothing personal. Sorry, man.
Rather hang out with these kids than Todd’s girlfriend any day. #nodornjokesneeded
No offense here, but why is your girlfriend, who is presumably a senior in college, hanging out in your home folding laundry and watching Cats on a Thursday night? If that’s what you two like to do then you’re already married so no sense in dreading making it official.
In most cases working in HR is a symptom, not a cause.
I was REALLY into Sublime in high school and that sounds like a miserable thing to have to listen to multiple times a day.
Probably the best thing that ever happened to you.
Bragging about kind of knowing Paul Rust. PGP?