Just sit back and quietly smile at the fact all their posts / comments / pictures are rooted in a deep insecurity that no one will ever truly love or accept them and the unending fear of being forever alone.
I’ve been lucky enough to be in several wear-your-own-tux-and-we’ll-provide-the-tie weddings so it made sense for me. Most tuxes look so similar it doesn’t matter for pictures, and the cheap rentals that don’t fit look horrible anyways.
Buy a decent Jos Bank tux during one of their daily sales and take to a good tailor, i.e. not one of their in-house guys, and it’s more than passable in a drunken wedding atmosphere.
My redneck neighbor still has his Christmas lights up, maybe 12 blades of grass in his entire yard, and two bird dogs who whine constantly, live exclusively outside and jump our 6′ wooden fence pretty regularly. I feel your pain.
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After careful consideration, have random people set random alerts to hype horn – The unknown is terrifying.
Goddam was a great (or terrible) big brother to my younger sibling.
Just have everyone in the office set all of their phone alerts to hype horn.
Not normally a stalker, but next TGDAG: Get an Emoji Manicure
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Nice rock, though. Good on them.
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Just sit back and quietly smile at the fact all their posts / comments / pictures are rooted in a deep insecurity that no one will ever truly love or accept them and the unending fear of being forever alone.
Just quietly smile at the fact all their posts / comments / pictures are rooted in insecurity and the fear of being forever alone.
I’ve been lucky enough to be in several wear-your-own-tux-and-we’ll-provide-the-tie weddings so it made sense for me. Most tuxes look so similar it doesn’t matter for pictures, and the cheap rentals that don’t fit look horrible anyways.
Buy a decent Jos Bank tux during one of their daily sales and take to a good tailor, i.e. not one of their in-house guys, and it’s more than passable in a drunken wedding atmosphere.
Sober shows are actually fun once you get used to them. Have done several sober NYE shows after going too hard on Dec 30.
I hope for your sake this was a Kevin James joke that fell real flat.
I don’t have to read this right now, but fuck yes and good for you. This is awesome.
How many coolers are actually used for anything more than keeping beer cold?
I can’t even tell anymore.
No, but for example: Salad and pasta for dinner? Salad in the bowl, then pasta in the same bowl.
Nah, they got the ESPN curse. Ranked preseason #1.
I eat as many foods as possible out of a bowl. It drives my wife nuts and she thinks I’m insane.
I get nervous that I’ll waste all my good swings during warm up.
You’re home in time for Around the Horn and PTI? I’m jealous.
Will’s already looking better with that beard comin back. #teambeard
My redneck neighbor still has his Christmas lights up, maybe 12 blades of grass in his entire yard, and two bird dogs who whine constantly, live exclusively outside and jump our 6′ wooden fence pretty regularly. I feel your pain.