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You might know her as Rachel Varina on noted sorority website, Total Sorority Move. Despite the fact that we voted for her as a potential MVP for the TFM Spring Break Cruise, Rachel still kind of hates us. It might be because I’ve still never seen a full Harry Potter movie, but it’s probably because we constantly trick her into hearing us blast the hype horn when she’s least expecting it.
We’ve tried it all. Big T-Shirt Matt has hid under her desk just to hit her with the hype horn, we’ve sent her fake columns to edit that are simply links to hype horns on YouTube, and we’ve walked up to her desk saying, “Hey — can I ask you a question?” before interrupting her answer with it.
Today, for whatever reason, she walked into the entrance of our office wearing gloves. She says it’s because her hands were cold, but she was putting out a real diva/OJ Simpson vibe. Naturally, we started Snapchatting her weird gloves to the masses only to realize it was a prime way of hype horn-ing her. When she reentered the office, we called her over to “see the Snapchat” we had taken.
Immature of us? Yes. But how else are we supposed to pass time around the office? Working? Nah, I’m good.
But follow her so she doesn’t make me delete this. .