I don’t mind helping friends move. I could think of a 100 better ways to spend an afternoon, but I get the customary free meal and some beers out of it and the leverage that they will help when it’s time for me to change residences. That being said, I don’t mind helping MOVE. When I get there, your shit better be packed and all we’re moving is boxes and large furnishings. If not, you are a dick. I didn’t say I would help you pack too. Moving already sucks. Don’t be that asshole that isn’t ready to get started when your friends arrive to help you.
Or just own it. In fact own it so hard that you just like 4 or 5 more. Tap on that window, “Oh hey, here I am!”. Maybe she’ll reciprocate and like a few of yours basically inviting you to slide up into dem DMs. Or maybe I’m just a sociopath.
It’s the Sprite as a mixer I can’t get over. Too much sugar and empty calories. Make that a soda and Deep Eddy grapefruit and we’re good to go. Personally in the summer, I’m a whiskey and Arnold Palmer by the pool type of guy.
Best friend from home just touched down to visit for the weekend. Going on some brewery tours tonight, a 90’s bar crawl tomorrow, and chicken and waffle brunch followed by $1 mimosas at a barcade (suck it, Duda) and possibly karaoke on Sunday.
I already know I’m in for a world of hurt on Monday but I’ve preemptively put pedialyte in the work fridge.
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I don’t mind helping friends move. I could think of a 100 better ways to spend an afternoon, but I get the customary free meal and some beers out of it and the leverage that they will help when it’s time for me to change residences. That being said, I don’t mind helping MOVE. When I get there, your shit better be packed and all we’re moving is boxes and large furnishings. If not, you are a dick. I didn’t say I would help you pack too. Moving already sucks. Don’t be that asshole that isn’t ready to get started when your friends arrive to help you.
Or just own it. In fact own it so hard that you just like 4 or 5 more. Tap on that window, “Oh hey, here I am!”. Maybe she’ll reciprocate and like a few of yours basically inviting you to slide up into dem DMs. Or maybe I’m just a sociopath.
I use 3 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.
“Why would anyone do drugs when you could mow the lawn?” – Hank Hill
I got that vibe when he wrote an article about wearing her clothes.
It’s the Sprite as a mixer I can’t get over. Too much sugar and empty calories. Make that a soda and Deep Eddy grapefruit and we’re good to go. Personally in the summer, I’m a whiskey and Arnold Palmer by the pool type of guy.
A whole minute? You’re just playing with yourself at that point.
Best friend from home just touched down to visit for the weekend. Going on some brewery tours tonight, a 90’s bar crawl tomorrow, and chicken and waffle brunch followed by $1 mimosas at a barcade (suck it, Duda) and possibly karaoke on Sunday.
I already know I’m in for a world of hurt on Monday but I’ve preemptively put pedialyte in the work fridge.
Lasagna has noodle and ricotta. Both are absent in Chicago pizza. Is that enough proof for you?
At least you shot your shot. It might have been behind the back from half court but it was shot. Good on you.
It’s the life we chose as Boilermakers.
Wait til you find Jurassic Park with turrets. It’s amazing.
Nudie magazine day.
You say this as if it’s a bad thing.
Rose deserved more than a “U up?”
Thicc n Hearty*
I have a feeling like your room smelled like cigarettes and piss well before this homeless person stepped foot in there.
Skies out, thighs out.
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Taking a glance at the comment to like ratio before even reading a Duda take is becoming a pretty good indicator if I should even bother reading.