I’ve been to a dry wedding. It’s terrible. Convince her to have a cash bar of beer and wine at the minimum. Otherwise everyone is going to keep going to the parking lot to sneak drinks from their cars and people you’ll be lucky if the majority sticks around after dinner to the cake cutting.
Some friends of mine dressed up as a fork, spoon, and a knife while wearing Jay jerseys for Halloween. They went as Jay Cutlery. I don’t know if I’ll ever get a better opportunity to share this with everyone.
Yes, but treadmills also let me run inside and watch TV, which makes the time pass so much faster. So I’m just going to live in this bubble if it means I can maintain my aggressively average physique for the weekends.
I’m a big fan of HIIT workouts. I actually prefer to run on a treadmill for this reason, so I know exactly how fast I’m going and how far I’ve gone. I’ll set the treadmill to 4.2 mph for .7 miles and then at 11 mph for the rest .18 miles for each lap and I’ll do this for 30 minutes. I also put on an episode of Jeopardy during the run and before you know it, its been a half hour and it’s over.
I’d rather see Duda on there to be honest. If teenagers can shake him to to the core, I wonder what a bunch of fashion forward sassy gay dudes would do to his ego.
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Can you elaborate on this? Asking for a friend.
I’ve been to a dry wedding. It’s terrible. Convince her to have a cash bar of beer and wine at the minimum. Otherwise everyone is going to keep going to the parking lot to sneak drinks from their cars and people you’ll be lucky if the majority sticks around after dinner to the cake cutting.
It’s butt eatin’ szn.
I would have turned it inside out and waited to see how high it bounced off the table.
And their Ford Broncos/Explorers!
Pretty sure having a trash can with a lid next to my toilet has sealed the deal a couple times. So can confirm the bar is indeed that low.
Some friends of mine dressed up as a fork, spoon, and a knife while wearing Jay jerseys for Halloween. They went as Jay Cutlery. I don’t know if I’ll ever get a better opportunity to share this with everyone.
Can’t a guy shoot his shot, even if that shot is asking to see “bobs and vagene”?
My grandma would photocopy a piece of blank paper to get more paper.
We all need to play trivia again.
You know it’s been a good day drinking sesh when you start sending out “U up?” texts around 4:30pm.
Leave that negative attitude back in So Cal and venture up to Raleigh. Hidden gem of a city.
Yes, but treadmills also let me run inside and watch TV, which makes the time pass so much faster. So I’m just going to live in this bubble if it means I can maintain my aggressively average physique for the weekends.
I’m a big fan of HIIT workouts. I actually prefer to run on a treadmill for this reason, so I know exactly how fast I’m going and how far I’ve gone. I’ll set the treadmill to 4.2 mph for .7 miles and then at 11 mph for the rest .18 miles for each lap and I’ll do this for 30 minutes. I also put on an episode of Jeopardy during the run and before you know it, its been a half hour and it’s over.
I would disappoint the shit out of her.
I’d rather see Duda on there to be honest. If teenagers can shake him to to the core, I wonder what a bunch of fashion forward sassy gay dudes would do to his ego.
Where in North Carolina?
I would have put a speaker in there that played Pump Up the Jam on repeat.
Having a crawfish boil for the rehearsal dinner on Friday.
Marrying my brother and his fiancé with my recent ordainment on the Texas coast on Saturday.
Having Sunday Scaries of a lifetime on Sunday flying from Texas back to North Carolina.
Ultimately you would probably feel better letting that devil out anyway. Win-win really.