Not ashamed to admit I wore a hawaiian shirt to work yesterday, slept in my hawaiian shirt, and am wearing it again today. And when I get out of work, I’m going to the goddamned cantina next to my house in my hawaiian shirt. #Marglife
These things are true. California also has the hottest women, the best job opportunities, the best weed, the best microbreweries, the best weather, the best mexican food, the best culture…. should I continue?
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“who’s side are u on” he asks. *sigh*
PLZ DON’T REPORT ME GRANDEX!!!
Welp, just got of work and I’m waiting to go to the coke dealer. I’d say I’m somewhere safely between sketchball and disaster.
Your reference game is unfuckwitable. I lost it at melba toast.
Not ashamed to admit I wore a hawaiian shirt to work yesterday, slept in my hawaiian shirt, and am wearing it again today. And when I get out of work, I’m going to the goddamned cantina next to my house in my hawaiian shirt. #Marglife
I’ve never gone in for it. Didn’t send it certified mail? I never received it.
“It Works” is the one polluting my newsfeed. UGH
Eminem – Kim
Why did this get downvoted?
Annnnnnnnd I’m getting a vasectomy.
This was beautiful.
Agreed. 808s was garbage. MBDTF, on the other hand…. now THAT’S an album.
I “work remote” every day.
These things are true. California also has the hottest women, the best job opportunities, the best weed, the best microbreweries, the best weather, the best mexican food, the best culture…. should I continue?
Moved from California to North Carolina. The drop in cost of living was astonishing. So was the drop in quality of lifestyle. 🙁
Now to find a porn star to donate his dick to me for a transplant…
Maintain eye contact, turn around, shit in the urinal, walk out.
I tried this yesterday and no one else joined the game. And then I had to work instead. It was bullshit.
Don’t listen to him Catie. You’re great the way you are. If I didn’t have such immense respect for McGannon…… *trails off*
We could start a subreddit and then they wouldn’t have to worry about moderating it.