The Most Inappropriate Wedding Playlist Of All Time


I’m getting married next Saturday. After months of preparation, planning, and hard work (I have done literally nothing), my fiancée asked me to handle one of our only remaining tasks: the creation of a playlist that will be used during the band’s breaks. A few hours later, when I suggested that our recessional song be Drake’s “Know Yourself” and argued that Pretty Rick’s “Grind With Me” was totally appropriate for a wedding, that task was taken away from me. But that’s not the point.

The point is that there are a hilarious amount of hit songs that absolutely should not be played at a wedding. So, naturally, I decided to compile all of them into the most inappropriate wedding playlist of all time. Feel free to use this on your big day, free of charge.

1. Kanye West – Runaway

2. Usher – Confessions

3. Citizen King – Better Days

4. U2 – I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For

5. T-Pain – I’m N Luv (Wit a Stripper)

6. R.E.M. – It’s The End Of The World As We Know It

7. Lil Wayne – Abortion

8. Phil Collins – In the Air Tonight

9. Tim McGraw – Angry All the Time

10. Ying Yang Twins – Wait (The Whisper Song)

11. Bon Jovi – You Give Love a Bad Name

12. Eric Clapton – Tears In Heaven

13. Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me

14. Drake – Trust Issues

15. Eminem – Love the Way You Lie ft. Rihanna

16. The Beatles – Eleanor Rigby

17. Ty Dolla $ign – Or Nah

18. George Strait – Give It Away

19. Yo Gotti – Women Lie, Men Lie

20. The Righteous Brothers – You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’

21. Frank Sinatra – The Lady Is a Tramp

22. Ginuwine – Pony (Extended Mix)

23. The Clash – Should I Stay or Should I Go

24. Kanye West – Gold Digger

25. Lil Wayne – Pussy Monster

26. The Rolling Stones – You Can’t Always Get What You Want

27. Linkin Park – In the End

28. Baha Men – Who Let the Dogs Out

29. Justin Timberlake – Cry Me a River

30. Khia – My Neck, My Back

31. R. Kelly – Bump N’ Grind

32. Trina – B R Right ft. Ludacris

33. Project Pat – Don’t Save Her

34. Bob Marley – Is This Love

35. JAY Z – 99 Problems

36. The Dan Band – Total Eclipse of the Heart

37. The Notorious B.I.G. – Want That Old Thing Back

38. Kendrick Lamar – Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe

39. Pink Floyd – Another Brick In the Wall

40. Isley Brothers – Busted

41. Three 6 Mafia – Chickenhead

42. Mario Winans ft. P. Diddy – I Don’t Wanna Know

43. Akon – I Wanna Fuck You ft. Snoop Dogg

44. Justin Timberlake – What Goes Around…Comes Around

45. JAY Z – Money, Cash, Hoes

46. Young Money – Every Girl In the World

47. Dr. Dre – Fuck You ft. Devin the Dude & Snoop Dogg

48. UGK – I Left It Wet for You

49. Eminem – Cum On Everybody

50. Kanye West – Welcome To Heartbreak

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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