Only issue I have here is that my nurse wife has ZERO sympathy for the man flu. Unless I’m bleeding out on the white carpet, the fight for my life is all my own.
Is it a Right Coast thing? Friends from that part of the union seem to do it more. Why not just pour some cold water in your milk while you’re at it? Same end game. Wildly disturbing…
Barre instructor?! Does no one shake their goodies whilst bathed in the glow of technicolor lights to get through law school anymore? The absolute state of 2018…
If you gotta google how to make French Onion dip… get outta here. That ish was never meant to be fancy. Grab the Lipton’s French Onion Soup mix, dump it into a barrel of Sour Cream and stir those bitches together until a shade reminiscent of Flint’s water. Then get those Ruffle’s Ridges a dippin’. Anything other than Ridges for this dip and you’re a trash human who knows no culture.
When I was 18, I finally moved to San Francisco. Two years later, my beloved Giants won the World Series. Then won two more. Now, after two years of living in Houston, my wife’s beloved Astros won the World Series. Not saying that if I move to your city, your team takes it, but… contact me for rates and availability.
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As much disdain as I have for Girl, I just recently sent the Big C packing and I don’t wish that hell on anyone – fictional or not.
Only issue I have here is that my nurse wife has ZERO sympathy for the man flu. Unless I’m bleeding out on the white carpet, the fight for my life is all my own.
There’s yet to be a hot (see what I did there) take that I agree with more.
Is it a Right Coast thing? Friends from that part of the union seem to do it more. Why not just pour some cold water in your milk while you’re at it? Same end game. Wildly disturbing…
I didn’t serve in Korea just so you kids could smoke reefer in my damn basement. Though I too have an ass tattoo… they make for a wonderful surprise.
Bless you. Was just waiting to see if someone was going to mention Victoria. A damn tasty beer.
Barre instructor?! Does no one shake their goodies whilst bathed in the glow of technicolor lights to get through law school anymore? The absolute state of 2018…
If you gotta google how to make French Onion dip… get outta here. That ish was never meant to be fancy. Grab the Lipton’s French Onion Soup mix, dump it into a barrel of Sour Cream and stir those bitches together until a shade reminiscent of Flint’s water. Then get those Ruffle’s Ridges a dippin’. Anything other than Ridges for this dip and you’re a trash human who knows no culture.
Easily one my favorite PGP moments of 2017; The vehement birth, awkward appearances, and subsequent mentions of Downvote Dave.
See, the first one doesn’t even register…
Could be personal preference here, but using this (: instead of this 🙂 just means you’re a psychopath.
When I was 18, I finally moved to San Francisco. Two years later, my beloved Giants won the World Series. Then won two more. Now, after two years of living in Houston, my wife’s beloved Astros won the World Series. Not saying that if I move to your city, your team takes it, but… contact me for rates and availability.
I clock my 40 at an Ad agency. Due to the frosty adult soda currently in my hand, I can confirm the existence of beer fridges and liquor cabinets.