The USMNT waiting to play until happy hour on Monday. PGP.

Both of my seperated parents with two seperate Netflix accounts both decided to cancel the same month. PGP.

Getting banned from multiple Chipotles for getting caught telling the cashier you got “half and half” when you really got double meat. PGP.

So what you’re to telling me is that eating leftover Chipotle in bed on a Friday night isn’t turning up? PGP.

This is your captain speaking. It’s looking bad. Engine’s blown. She’s…*looks at co-pilot* going down. *whole plane in unison* I’M YELLIN’ TIMBER! PGP.

Forgetting trash day. Every. Single. Time. PGP.

Rehearsing your pitch for an Adderall prescription in the mirror. PGP.