I “Invested” $1900 in a bachelor party this weekend in Las Vegas. I now live in government housing (1600 Penn Ave). In addition to credit cards strippers now take Venmo.
This calls for the reverse date
8:00 pm – Awkward conversation
8:05 pm – Power Bang
8:25 pm – Sleep
Next Day
5:00 am – Power Bang
5:30 am – Twitter Session
6:00 am – Power Bang
6:30 am – Drinks
7:00 am – Breakfast
8:00 am – Office
Look I already told you, I deal with the @#$% customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people, can’t you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Nah. I say if you and your boyz are going to wear the same color Sperrys, drink the same (name redacted superior light beer), drive similar Jeep Grand Cherokees, then I say why not bang the same chicks? Birds of a feather flock together.
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I “Invested” $1900 in a bachelor party this weekend in Las Vegas. I now live in government housing (1600 Penn Ave). In addition to credit cards strippers now take Venmo.
Girl
7-hot
8-crazy
9- willingness to do the act girlfriends do but wife’s dont
Micah is thevaginator.
Fueling up the PJ (AF1) for a quick 42 hours in Las Vegas.
This calls for the reverse date
8:00 pm – Awkward conversation
8:05 pm – Power Bang
8:25 pm – Sleep
Next Day
5:00 am – Power Bang
5:30 am – Twitter Session
6:00 am – Power Bang
6:30 am – Drinks
7:00 am – Breakfast
8:00 am – Office
Just wait until the 1st wave of divorcees hit the scene at age 28-34. Party City. Believe me.
Why would she have you meet her at a bar at 10 in the morning?
I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.
No one gets blown after their wedding. Believe me.
YouTube Red needs to rebrand. Too close to RedTube….A personal favorite of mine.
Pullover!
No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing!
Yeah! Killer boots man!
PJ
@ me next time. Totally Unhinged Duda, you wish you could drink 8 diet cokes a day and operate on my level.
Look I already told you, I deal with the @#$% customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people, can’t you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Looks like @Bacon didn’t get an invite after his ejection from TFM Day Rage
When you are a big swinging dick like DJT, everyday is (well done) steak and BJ day.
If you aren’t spending at least $500 on a pro-pro, you are going to have a bad experience.
I can’t believe that no one used the Office Space quote, “Hell, Lumberg fucked her”. Such a missed opportunity.
Nah. I say if you and your boyz are going to wear the same color Sperrys, drink the same (name redacted superior light beer), drive similar Jeep Grand Cherokees, then I say why not bang the same chicks? Birds of a feather flock together.
Are you thevaginator?