You are the most insufferable clown on this website. I once watched my uncultured, all-around sloppy buddy slam Tom Collins til he was blind drunk, in Mexico,…on our high school senior spring break and you are out here writing articles like you just discovered electricity. Calm it down B Franklin. We don’t need you to hold a kite in a lightning storm to let us know it exists. But by all means, go do that with a long metal rod.
Do some research that doesn’t involve following girl’s social media accounts one time for me, Will. Joe Profaci wasn’t just another mobseter, he was the founder of one of the five families, the Colombos. He had a long reign and was tight with guys like Lucky Lucciano, Gambino, Bonano, and other mafia founders. He was one of the most powerful men in the country and killed numerous people plus the countless number he ordered killed. Sure, you threw in the token mob jokes, but damn you missed out on a lot of golden content here.
I agree with most of this, but there are exceptions. The players on our AAU bball team were all pretty close, including the parents. Everyone was super comptetive and we were pretty good. Even though shit crossed the line on everyone’s part, gotta say it was still pretty great. If the parents are shelling out thousands of $$$ so we can play 50 games a summer, then they have some say.
Coming from Missouri I can confirm that this is all typical redneck shit and he isn’t crazy. Also, be prepared for major family fights and “I never imagined this” type of shit to occur every couple months. You will have the urge to call the cops, trust me, don’t. Finally, be thankful it’s just a motorcycle and not a busted ass motor-home.
Then it’s certain you are an extremely annoying “1/16” Irishman with no verifiable Irish blood in the last 150 years and you are probably also a classic NYC dbag. Am I in the ball park? Cus I feel like I’m slapping homers into the fountain at K-stadium all day.
Alright buddy I think it’s about time you put up some proof of your extravagant claims of pimpage. I’m starting to get the Dr. Love vibe from you. I’m not talking about an adeptly named sex expert, I’m talking about the 18 year old dude who faked being a doctor.)
For real? Cus I haven’t heard someone get so fired up about some dumb shit since last month’s big PC story. This is the man that claims the nickname Chill deBreeze? Quality man, not quanity.
Thank you this man knows. This list did actually have “My Humps” as number 1 though so what do you expect. I know everything I need to know about the authors personality with that call.
Will, nice hard hitting and very interesting topic. You are an original, and by that I mean I’ve never seen a guy who clearly emmits so much filth from every cell exposed to the atmosphere just in the process of breathing, yet at the same time is an obsessive compulsive germ freak. I see why you are so passionate about showers, life must be tough for you. Unless…this all satire, but it’s not funny, at all, so you must be walking garbage.
This story reuses about 50% of the jokes you in your “What Really Happens at a Wedding” story. But you still link it at the end of the article? Let me guess, next up is an article about brunch? Pro tip: stop stealing from yourself.
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“But if anyone needs a babysitter [for free], holla at your boy.”
I think you are mistaking “baby fever” for pedophilia.
You are the most insufferable clown on this website. I once watched my uncultured, all-around sloppy buddy slam Tom Collins til he was blind drunk, in Mexico,…on our high school senior spring break and you are out here writing articles like you just discovered electricity. Calm it down B Franklin. We don’t need you to hold a kite in a lightning storm to let us know it exists. But by all means, go do that with a long metal rod.
Do some research that doesn’t involve following girl’s social media accounts one time for me, Will. Joe Profaci wasn’t just another mobseter, he was the founder of one of the five families, the Colombos. He had a long reign and was tight with guys like Lucky Lucciano, Gambino, Bonano, and other mafia founders. He was one of the most powerful men in the country and killed numerous people plus the countless number he ordered killed. Sure, you threw in the token mob jokes, but damn you missed out on a lot of golden content here.
I agree with most of this, but there are exceptions. The players on our AAU bball team were all pretty close, including the parents. Everyone was super comptetive and we were pretty good. Even though shit crossed the line on everyone’s part, gotta say it was still pretty great. If the parents are shelling out thousands of $$$ so we can play 50 games a summer, then they have some say.
I have a bright idea, chief. Use the wonderful shit we call technology to blank out the naughty words so all the pussys won’t be offended.
Coming from Missouri I can confirm that this is all typical redneck shit and he isn’t crazy. Also, be prepared for major family fights and “I never imagined this” type of shit to occur every couple months. You will have the urge to call the cops, trust me, don’t. Finally, be thankful it’s just a motorcycle and not a busted ass motor-home.
Then it’s certain you are an extremely annoying “1/16” Irishman with no verifiable Irish blood in the last 150 years and you are probably also a classic NYC dbag. Am I in the ball park? Cus I feel like I’m slapping homers into the fountain at K-stadium all day.
Alright buddy I think it’s about time you put up some proof of your extravagant claims of pimpage. I’m starting to get the Dr. Love vibe from you. I’m not talking about an adeptly named sex expert, I’m talking about the 18 year old dude who faked being a doctor.)
For real? Cus I haven’t heard someone get so fired up about some dumb shit since last month’s big PC story. This is the man that claims the nickname Chill deBreeze? Quality man, not quanity.
Thank you this man knows. This list did actually have “My Humps” as number 1 though so what do you expect. I know everything I need to know about the authors personality with that call.
Will, nice hard hitting and very interesting topic. You are an original, and by that I mean I’ve never seen a guy who clearly emmits so much filth from every cell exposed to the atmosphere just in the process of breathing, yet at the same time is an obsessive compulsive germ freak. I see why you are so passionate about showers, life must be tough for you. Unless…this all satire, but it’s not funny, at all, so you must be walking garbage.
This story reuses about 50% of the jokes you in your “What Really Happens at a Wedding” story. But you still link it at the end of the article? Let me guess, next up is an article about brunch? Pro tip: stop stealing from yourself.