We should really celebrate this. I mean, how incredibly awesome and comfortable are our lives, that the thing that bothers us the most is, “bad wifi?” That’s our biggest problem in the world, not being able to connect to our devices for a period of time. Infants are starving, somewhere in North Korea, thousands of children are working 14 hour days in freezing weather in a labor camp. But this all pales in comparison to having to wait an extra 10 mins to see how many likes the photo of their grande macchiato got.
How did you not know while writing this that all the readers would care about is “did you hook up with, or even call Lizzie?” You gave us all a huge tease Charlie, not cool.
I’ve learned to keep my Sunday Fundays restricted to NFL season. Helps with a definite stopping point. Get to the bar at noon, get some food in me, snacks as the 4pm games kickoff, then home when those games end and in bed for the SNF kickoff. 9/10 I end up fine Monday morning.
Gangs of New York really puts this idea in your head too. Cameron Diaz is pretty hot, but not enough to bang when she’s STD riddled and hasn’t showered in a week or more.
1. I actually talk about this any time I watch a movie that takes place basically pre-WWII. But more from a hygiene angle, especially for the ladies. Unless you were very wealthy, the whole family shared 1 bath a week. Even the very rich only had soap made in part from piss. Also, ladies didn’t shave down there. I probably would have settled down with Handrea and called it a life. I went 17 years without sex, I could have gone a lifetime.
2. “If you’re a woman and, by the grace of God let some poor schlub convulse on top of you for five minutes, make sure you get yours too.” Five minutes, that’s a good one Duda.
This worked out for me because I thoroughly hate both of these clubs so I got to watch Barca get thrashed in leg 1, then PSG have their hearts totally broken in leg 2.
Okay, so sit at your desk and keep crunching numbers you dork. I’ll be at the bar watching some of the best athletes alive and blacking out at 10am on Saturday.
Ugh I want to like this because I agree with half, but by far, my two favorite sports are baseball and soccer. So I can only half agree. Love both, for very different reasons.If you want to bash the NBA I’m in for that.
I don’t want to hear it. I’m 5’5 with a 33 waist and ’18 neck. When getting measured, the guy literally called over his co-worker who, “had to see this.”
I’ve found that your lifestyle adjusts to your income and you always want more. Eight years later and make 4 times what I made my first year out of college, but I still feel like I’m living off of that first year’s salary because I spend far more and require nicer things to be satisfied.
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We should really celebrate this. I mean, how incredibly awesome and comfortable are our lives, that the thing that bothers us the most is, “bad wifi?” That’s our biggest problem in the world, not being able to connect to our devices for a period of time. Infants are starving, somewhere in North Korea, thousands of children are working 14 hour days in freezing weather in a labor camp. But this all pales in comparison to having to wait an extra 10 mins to see how many likes the photo of their grande macchiato got.
How did you not know while writing this that all the readers would care about is “did you hook up with, or even call Lizzie?” You gave us all a huge tease Charlie, not cool.
She can have my abortion.
The “are you into or at least willing to try anal?” Talk
I’ve learned to keep my Sunday Fundays restricted to NFL season. Helps with a definite stopping point. Get to the bar at noon, get some food in me, snacks as the 4pm games kickoff, then home when those games end and in bed for the SNF kickoff. 9/10 I end up fine Monday morning.
Gangs of New York really puts this idea in your head too. Cameron Diaz is pretty hot, but not enough to bang when she’s STD riddled and hasn’t showered in a week or more.
1. I actually talk about this any time I watch a movie that takes place basically pre-WWII. But more from a hygiene angle, especially for the ladies. Unless you were very wealthy, the whole family shared 1 bath a week. Even the very rich only had soap made in part from piss. Also, ladies didn’t shave down there. I probably would have settled down with Handrea and called it a life. I went 17 years without sex, I could have gone a lifetime.
2. “If you’re a woman and, by the grace of God let some poor schlub convulse on top of you for five minutes, make sure you get yours too.” Five minutes, that’s a good one Duda.
It’s good to hear Uncle Frank is finally contributing instead of just mooching off your dad.
I’ll usually go with, “Glad You Came,” by The Wanted but that’s really more of a post-sex song.
What really bothers me about Beyoncé is that 80% of her popularity is based on cult of personality, not talent.
It seems she already got free shit…
That was my question and no, I’m not filming it, that’s fucking weird.
You’re not allergic to gluten, that’s not a thing. Do you mean you have Celiac Disease because that’s fucking awful?
This worked out for me because I thoroughly hate both of these clubs so I got to watch Barca get thrashed in leg 1, then PSG have their hearts totally broken in leg 2.
I hope a real Republican gets elected, we pass a flat tax and put accountants out of work. Fuck tax season and your opinions.
Okay, so sit at your desk and keep crunching numbers you dork. I’ll be at the bar watching some of the best athletes alive and blacking out at 10am on Saturday.
Ugh I want to like this because I agree with half, but by far, my two favorite sports are baseball and soccer. So I can only half agree. Love both, for very different reasons.If you want to bash the NBA I’m in for that.
Who is your club Will?
I don’t want to hear it. I’m 5’5 with a 33 waist and ’18 neck. When getting measured, the guy literally called over his co-worker who, “had to see this.”
I’ve found that your lifestyle adjusts to your income and you always want more. Eight years later and make 4 times what I made my first year out of college, but I still feel like I’m living off of that first year’s salary because I spend far more and require nicer things to be satisfied.