An acquaintance from my local bar just got mixed up in something like this. He’s a bit younger, never went to college. He was so excited. I didn’t have the heart to tell him.
Currently planning my wedding. My fiance and I are both trying to sell her parents on the idea of a small, 40 personish wedding. Immediate families, God parents families, and like two best friends plus dates a piece. And this article is really the reason. We love the idea of of being married, hate the idea of a wedding.
Even more than being interesting or nice, be funny. As bat shit crazy as she turned out to be, Marilyn Monroe was right about one very important thing. If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. I’m a 6 on a great day, about to marry a solid 9.5 (no one’s a 10), and it’s based entirely on being witty and constantly keeping her laughing.
I want to like this article, but you’re a Rangers fan. Your GF sounds cool though. Nothing better than a girl who is legitimately interested in a sport, and nothing worse than a girl who pretends to be.
Not for nothing, the Pirates are probably going to be decent this year. It’s Pirates or Cards for the NL Central and whichever doesn’t win that probably pick up one of the Wild Card spots.
Last season I was asked to leave Citi Field because I was too drunk. Do know how drunk you have to be, to be considered too drunk to sit in a seat and watch baseball?
Doing the same to get out of work on Monday. Supposedly I’ll be away with my family for Easter Monday, but in reality I have a job interview, then I’m going to a bar to watch Opening Day.
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An acquaintance from my local bar just got mixed up in something like this. He’s a bit younger, never went to college. He was so excited. I didn’t have the heart to tell him.
Currently planning my wedding. My fiance and I are both trying to sell her parents on the idea of a small, 40 personish wedding. Immediate families, God parents families, and like two best friends plus dates a piece. And this article is really the reason. We love the idea of of being married, hate the idea of a wedding.
5. Throwing up in your seat at Citi Field in the 5th inning and being escorted out by security.
Yeah, guilty of that one last season.
It’s a large and economically diverse crowd.
I still love PBR and also hate hipsters
Agreed
Even more than being interesting or nice, be funny. As bat shit crazy as she turned out to be, Marilyn Monroe was right about one very important thing. If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. I’m a 6 on a great day, about to marry a solid 9.5 (no one’s a 10), and it’s based entirely on being witty and constantly keeping her laughing.
I want to like this article, but you’re a Rangers fan. Your GF sounds cool though. Nothing better than a girl who is legitimately interested in a sport, and nothing worse than a girl who pretends to be.
Any dog under 50lbs is a cat, and cats are useless.
Given that she’s a 50 Shades fan, I could think of better ways the punish Liza than with mundane tasks.
Wait a second, if you went from your office, to the bar on Thursday, then took an Uber home, how was your car back at your apartment Friday morning?
I wasn’t trying anything, that’s what I was actually told. Apparently the person who told me that was wrong. Or maybe you’re wrong, I don’t know.
The one flip side to that is that checking your credit score actually hurts your credit score.
I’m sure it would have been even better if Brian had written it today.
The Phillies could very well come in dead last this year. Not just in the NL East either, the whole damn league.
Not for nothing, the Pirates are probably going to be decent this year. It’s Pirates or Cards for the NL Central and whichever doesn’t win that probably pick up one of the Wild Card spots.
Last season I was asked to leave Citi Field because I was too drunk. Do know how drunk you have to be, to be considered too drunk to sit in a seat and watch baseball?
Doing the same to get out of work on Monday. Supposedly I’ll be away with my family for Easter Monday, but in reality I have a job interview, then I’m going to a bar to watch Opening Day.
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