That soul crushing moment when you realize the report you’ve been working on for the last month will be glanced at once. If you’re lucky. PGP.

Finishing your work well in advance of when it’s due, but only handing it in slightly early to avoid being given more work. PGP.

Not removing your headphones from the time when you walk through the door in the morning until quitting time. PGP.

1: “How are you this morning? 2: “I’m here.” PGP.

Power pointing at your boss as you leave the office for happy hour. PGP.

Mentally checking out the second your boss leaves the office at lunch. PGP.