The person that talks to me the most during the day is the voice in the elevator. PGP.

There was a fight outside my apartment last night. It was between two hobos for a piece of cardboard. PGP.

Spending more time perfecting my work playlist than doing actual work. PGP.

Upper management can’t figure out why productivity has gone down since we installed a new software system. It’s because the system crashes every 30 mins. PGP.

Mentally checking out from work two weeks before your day off. PGP.

“Let’s workshop that issue.” PGP.

Spending more time deciding what you are going to have for lunch than actually working. PGP.

Getting argumentative in internet comment sections because how else are you meant to pass the time? PGP.

A tube strike is London’s version of a snow day. Except you’re still expected to come to work. And it takes you twice as long to get there. And people are more depressed than usual. PGP.