An Australian living in London and moving to the US. He got exhausted just writing about that. Spends his days cruising the internet while pretending to write important documents that no one will read.
This is pretty spot on. If you pay your rent on time and are cordial, then most landlords will be pretty reasonable. You will get an asshole every now and then, but really, that can happen anywhere.
” If I time it right, I’ll probably be able to catch the first round of divorcees from all the women clogging my Facebook news feed or whatever the next big social network will be in 10 years. You wouldn’t bang me in high school, but now that your husband has left you, I’m not looking too bad, am I?”
Also, a large portion of corporations who have posted profits decrease their tax bill and gain good will by donating to or operating charities, which are deductible. Take that away, the government has to pick up the slack that is created, and then liberals will bitch more.
Bonded over our mutual hatred for dumb people. A classic example, someone on her FB wall posted “our little girl loves her escomo kisses”. That really happened. We are getting married next year too.
Also a dad body isn’t a guy who has let himself obtain a massive gut. He is just a guy who doesn’t put the effort in as much and has gone a bit soft. Once you pass 26, to maintain the cheese grater abs you have to have a strict diet. Who wants to go to dinner with a person who constantly gets steamed salmon and broccoli?
Great article Brian. With so many supremely talented people being lost to suicide because of depression, awareness really needs to be raised about the dangers and that there is help.
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I would actually wear #11.
This is pretty spot on. If you pay your rent on time and are cordial, then most landlords will be pretty reasonable. You will get an asshole every now and then, but really, that can happen anywhere.
Her squinty eyes actually scare me.
” If I time it right, I’ll probably be able to catch the first round of divorcees from all the women clogging my Facebook news feed or whatever the next big social network will be in 10 years. You wouldn’t bang me in high school, but now that your husband has left you, I’m not looking too bad, am I?”
This is so amazing.
It’s KFC.
Do you think KFC is still open? Why ruin an amazing quote?
Wait…. so you didn’t actually dump?
Worked out for Julia Roberts in Pretty Women. And we all know movies reflect life.
Or really want some late night drunken disappointing sex.
Also, a large portion of corporations who have posted profits decrease their tax bill and gain good will by donating to or operating charities, which are deductible. Take that away, the government has to pick up the slack that is created, and then liberals will bitch more.
Don’t worry. You’ll get to the point where you don’t care if you are. As long as your bosses are happy with you that’s all that matters.
They managed to score two dates in two days. That’s a win for sure.
Bonded over our mutual hatred for dumb people. A classic example, someone on her FB wall posted “our little girl loves her escomo kisses”. That really happened. We are getting married next year too.
Pointing out that a pun was absolutely intended is pretty much the final progression to being your parents.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That’s this article flying way over your head.
Also a dad body isn’t a guy who has let himself obtain a massive gut. He is just a guy who doesn’t put the effort in as much and has gone a bit soft. Once you pass 26, to maintain the cheese grater abs you have to have a strict diet. Who wants to go to dinner with a person who constantly gets steamed salmon and broccoli?
You poor poor soul.
Helps he works from home and to his own schedule, technically not having to go into an office…
Great article Brian. With so many supremely talented people being lost to suicide because of depression, awareness really needs to be raised about the dangers and that there is help.
Not the place for that kind of comment. This may be a site based on satire, but being an adult means recognising when its time to be serious.
He’s playing by himself against himself. He’s still losing.