I am unreasonably excited about not having to pay for my flu shot this year. PGP.

Sexually peaking seven years ago. PGP.

A middle aged divorced female co-worker called her new boy toy “bae” today. PGP.

Someone scheduled a meeting from 12-2 p.m. Lunch isn’t provided. PGP.

“Let’s take this offline” never ends well. PGP.

My 40 year old boss blacked out in SoHo on Friday night. I made chili and watched Community. PGP.

The biggest decision of my day is when to have my second cup of coffee. PGP.

We got new coffee. They have somehow found coffee that is even worse than our old stuff. PGP.

Mastering the ability to look engaged while daydreaming about food. PGP.

I’ve started using a calorie counter. Not because I have any particular desire to lose weight. It just gives me something to do during the day. PGP.