Formerly known as Queen of The Garbage People. Functional title still stands. Dog owner, whiskey drinker, Star Wars fangirl. #DoingItForTheContent
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Pumpkin chili with avocado cream + 2 glasses of red wine that I budgeted macros for. Can’t watch the Bachelor without wine, but gotta fit into my inauguration gown next week… #TheStruggle
I’m literally having drinks a block away from there tonight… I may have to stop by after just to stare the bartender straight in the eye and ask for a bud light. Will report back.
I retook this quiz just for you, because that’s how busy I am today at work.
“You got: Lucky Charms. Lucky you! You have fans chasing you all the time. Everyone is after your *lucky charms* because you have both beauty and brains/marshmallows and grains. You’re obviously magically delicious!”
I look forward to all of the inappropriate overtly sexual responses I’m sure this will receive debating whether or not I have banged the Lucky Charms leprechaun.
I think the problem with hitting on someone in person (sober/not in a bar) is the lack of information. Like, how am I supposed to know if you’ll root for my college team based off a 4 minute interaction on Wednesday night in the grocery store? Or if you like GoT? Or if you won’t pound whiskey gingers with me? Or (worse) if you’re a cat guy?
Coworker: “Are… are you crying right now?”
Me: “No. I’m just really slammed right now and whenever I’m stressed my left eye waters.”
Coworker: “Man, I didn’t know your project was that busy! Isn’t it not due until March?”
Me: “Yeah man, really got to get back to it.” *Continues to surreptitiously wipe tears* *Switches back to 7 gchat and FB messenger tabs I have open*
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Pumpkin chili with avocado cream + 2 glasses of red wine that I budgeted macros for. Can’t watch the Bachelor without wine, but gotta fit into my inauguration gown next week… #TheStruggle
I look forward to seeing if you or your friends make a reappearance on the Bachelor tonight!
I watched all of both videos and I feel good about that time commitment. <3 Natasha
Meant sincerely btw- I’m all about helping spread brunch love. 8)
Do you need my hand-curated list of all you can eat AND drink brunches?
If I see one more, “Uncle, not a dad!” or “Not my kid!” …. *shakes fist*
Unfortunately, my #DoItForTheContent 2017 motto conflicts directly with my strong anti-hipster policy.
Required dress code for meetup: Wear your best Ann Taylor/Loft, Brooks Brothers, Vineyard Vines, Lilly Pulitzer attire.
Please sign my forthcoming petition to keep everyone with a man bun or ironic hat quarantined in Bloomingdale and Shaw.
I’m literally having drinks a block away from there tonight… I may have to stop by after just to stare the bartender straight in the eye and ask for a bud light. Will report back.
Every. Day. The Chipotle is a half mile from our office, so he at least has to walk a mile round trip, but I wouldn’t say he’s particularly…svelte…
I retook this quiz just for you, because that’s how busy I am today at work.
“You got: Lucky Charms. Lucky you! You have fans chasing you all the time. Everyone is after your *lucky charms* because you have both beauty and brains/marshmallows and grains. You’re obviously magically delicious!”
I look forward to all of the inappropriate overtly sexual responses I’m sure this will receive debating whether or not I have banged the Lucky Charms leprechaun.
Aaaaaaaand 11 AM burrito. Right on schedule.
I think the problem with hitting on someone in person (sober/not in a bar) is the lack of information. Like, how am I supposed to know if you’ll root for my college team based off a 4 minute interaction on Wednesday night in the grocery store? Or if you like GoT? Or if you won’t pound whiskey gingers with me? Or (worse) if you’re a cat guy?
Coworker: “Are… are you crying right now?”
Me: “No. I’m just really slammed right now and whenever I’m stressed my left eye waters.”
Coworker: “Man, I didn’t know your project was that busy! Isn’t it not due until March?”
Me: “Yeah man, really got to get back to it.” *Continues to surreptitiously wipe tears* *Switches back to 7 gchat and FB messenger tabs I have open*
My eyes literally lit up with pure joy when I saw this headline.
via GIPHY
Only if they skip leg day.
Big ups to the editing squad for fixing my fuck ups.
Ugh, yes, it should be “former” not “latter.” I fucked up and originally had the order switched. Editing fail.
As the world’s self-proclaimed best gift giver, I’m so incredibly jealous that I didn’t think of this first…