Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.

Received a rejection email for a job I never applied for.

There’s a Pedialyte in the break room fridge.

Typed “lunch” in an iMessage and my predictive text immediately brought up “beer.”

Everyone who thinks they’re a Jim is actually an Andy.

Having a date at 8 p.m. and already worrying you’ll get home past your bedtime.

We raged at that housewarming party this weekend. PGP.

Really excited about the new water cooler, you guys. PGP.

Running errands on your lunch. PGP.

Making all your meals for the week on one day is exhausting. PGP.