Maybe if you’re bad at sex? I mean I’m not saying sex is the most intimate thing in the world, but it’s pretty hard to be more intimate then when you’re licking a clean, post-shower poop chute.
Here’s some honest, unsolicited advice: don’t shit where you eat. There are billions of people on earth and way more taboo places to pork. Don’t put your livelihood/career on the line for 2 minutes of mediocre sex.
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“But how do I know if it’s really a date?” If you have to ask…
Maybe if you’re bad at sex? I mean I’m not saying sex is the most intimate thing in the world, but it’s pretty hard to be more intimate then when you’re licking a clean, post-shower poop chute.
Here’s some honest, unsolicited advice: don’t shit where you eat. There are billions of people on earth and way more taboo places to pork. Don’t put your livelihood/career on the line for 2 minutes of mediocre sex.
I’m going to assume your ankle tattoo says “Mia”
When I made the playlist I just added “F*ck Her Gently” by Tenacious D 69 times
I named my college sex playlist “backdoor”. The playlist consists of 69 songs. I’m not proud of this.