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I was a nonbeliever before but 50 cent boneless wings at wing nights converted me. Call Em chicken nuggets and you wouldn’t be wrong but the fact that I can mainline protein at twelve bucks a pop like that is beautiful to me
PSA a lot of male strippers at gay bars are actually straight if any non-betrothed members of the bachlorette party are considering shooting their shot
It’s ok Mr. Cope, if i had a dime for the number of times I’ve fumbled on the 5 yard line I could probably buy at least three quarters of some manner of Grande concoction at starbucks
I don’t play but video games have been the common denominator for at least half our office plus our boss. On an almost nightly basis everyone goes home eats dinner then hops on it’s a neat dynamic
Mr. Madoff, thank you so much. I’m blessed to have Mom and Dad both happy and healthy but should something happen I will absolutely be referencing back to this.
Working 26 hours over the 2 days BUT Sunday is the self imposed Fattath day in which any dietary considerations are thrown away into the current. Any and all recommendations of what junk food to mainline during my shift are welcomed.
Speaking of fighting, I’d like to take this moment to propose a moment of silence for the emotional support hamster who was senselessly killed in the line of duty today. Poor guy didn’t even get to feel the wind under his feet
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The IRA hung up their cleats a few years back my man
Meet me in the middle in Columbus and you’ve got yourself a deal
Signed and cosponsored.
Not to hop on a Soapcoral either but don’t shit where you eat is generally good advice regardless of profession. Keeps things way simpler
Punta Cana. Can’t wait
I was a nonbeliever before but 50 cent boneless wings at wing nights converted me. Call Em chicken nuggets and you wouldn’t be wrong but the fact that I can mainline protein at twelve bucks a pop like that is beautiful to me
Broken leg gentleman, please see below.
How to bump fuzzies with a busted talfin. Source: Busted tailfin age 19 (Poseidon-based calendar).
1) Doggystyle- still possible, just put the fin in question way out baseball catcher style. Try not to go too hard in the paint with this one.
2) Standing, Missionary, 86.7% of Kama Sutra- Mr. Cheverere is right, will make your sitch worse
3) Cowgirl, variants 1-3- proceed as normal, just make sure they dont come down hard on the broken fin
4) Wheelbarrow- one side only, the one that doesn’t put the weight down on fin in cast
Recommendation: take this as opportunity to sharpen foreplay skills,
PSA a lot of male strippers at gay bars are actually straight if any non-betrothed members of the bachlorette party are considering shooting their shot
It’s ok Mr. Cope, if i had a dime for the number of times I’ve fumbled on the 5 yard line I could probably buy at least three quarters of some manner of Grande concoction at starbucks
I don’t play but video games have been the common denominator for at least half our office plus our boss. On an almost nightly basis everyone goes home eats dinner then hops on it’s a neat dynamic
I give up
Sorry this was meant for @BrokerageBetch
what do you broker, Miss?
-Fellow broker
I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Hahaha true enough. Fair winds and following seas Mr. Munson!
Mr. Madoff, thank you so much. I’m blessed to have Mom and Dad both happy and healthy but should something happen I will absolutely be referencing back to this.
They say there’s only 1 thief in the Marine Corps, are you the thief?
Can’t begin to emphasize how bad an idea it is to be female drunk lost and alone in Sweden, glad you survived, anonymous one
Working 26 hours over the 2 days BUT Sunday is the self imposed Fattath day in which any dietary considerations are thrown away into the current. Any and all recommendations of what junk food to mainline during my shift are welcomed.
Speaking of fighting, I’d like to take this moment to propose a moment of silence for the emotional support hamster who was senselessly killed in the line of duty today. Poor guy didn’t even get to feel the wind under his feet
This is just the sort of thing an agent of HYDRA would say!