Philadelphia, PA
Where to go: Lorenzo and son’s Pizza on South Street
What to get: You’ll only be able to handle one slice. Classic Cheese or Pepperoni is the way to go
Why It’s The Best: This “Slice” is so big you can literally wrap a cheesesteak inside of it. Best enjoyed close to 2 A.M. when your BAC is extremely elevated and your inhibitions are extremely low. You may have struck out with the cute girl at the bar, but Pizza will never turn you down. I love you, Pizza.
you deserved it, whore.
Yes, with single mom’s and recently divorced/single girls mostly.
Great fucking poster.
You sent me this same email.
She sounds hideous.
Or virginity.
“So I bet her my virginity”
My favorite suit will always be my birthday suit.
Water bottles are for rookies and interns.
You’ve seen the “Incredible Hulk” and “Dickey Mouse” snapchats?!
I liked D-man’s list better, and at least he had the common courtesy to offer me drugs.
Any cougar worth bagging won’t need Cougarlife.com. She’s an apex predator and the bar is her jungle.
Philadelphia, PA
Where to go: Lorenzo and son’s Pizza on South Street
What to get: You’ll only be able to handle one slice. Classic Cheese or Pepperoni is the way to go
Why It’s The Best: This “Slice” is so big you can literally wrap a cheesesteak inside of it. Best enjoyed close to 2 A.M. when your BAC is extremely elevated and your inhibitions are extremely low. You may have struck out with the cute girl at the bar, but Pizza will never turn you down. I love you, Pizza.
#KeepJayTasAround #HesOk
Can confirm.
It’s like Planet Fitness without free pizza.
#KeepJayTasAround #HesOk #AwaitingDownvotes
He pooped his pants too. https://pgparchive.wpengine.com/i-shit-my-pants-on-friday/
Does she snap him nudes to the front lines? Does he even get one WWIII nude snapchat?! We need to know, Brian!
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