If Will Ferrell getting kicked out of The Masters for yelling “I can’t believe I’m at the Masters!!!” during KJ Choi’s backswing is brought up, finish all drinks.
Someone pencil in: Every holiday you’re cranky because you can’t get “drunk” (what normal humans would consider blacked the hell out is just ‘drunk’ for you) around your family.
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Kill, Fuck, Marry annnnnnd go:
One last call for alcohol…
If Will Ferrell getting kicked out of The Masters for yelling “I can’t believe I’m at the Masters!!!” during KJ Choi’s backswing is brought up, finish all drinks.
Someone pencil in: Every holiday you’re cranky because you can’t get “drunk” (what normal humans would consider blacked the hell out is just ‘drunk’ for you) around your family.
Just saying:
6. Phone Charger
7. Space Heater
Or you could really throw her off and you know, pay with cash…. Kids these days.
Kill
Thanks Obama.
I foresee #SochiProblems “Broken Russian Condoms” trending all too soon.
This list is spot on. Throw in “Still don’t do laundry until out of underwear.”