Why are 2 of the “Trending Now” articles entitled “20 of the bounciest boobs on the internet” and “28 of the bounciest books we’ve ever seen”? That’s like 96 bouncing boobs. Are these targeted to me and my browsing habits? What the actual fuck?
I understand the value of branding, but change your pen name already. One of you went broke, there is only one person writing, and that one person ia a filthy dirty Pats fan – making you generally broke as fuck.
Picked up T. Williams once De went down, dude. Not that it will work from here on out with Romo cashed – but you lose a guy to injury you immediately pick up the back-up 9 times out of 10. But this is really first year shit.
Truth. Also, I am pretty good at compartmentalizing it, but the lingering feeling of dread you have at all times when they aren’t around and you can’t personally watch over them is rough.
1. Fuck those Euro mini-airlines in the ass with a bull from Pamplona.
2. Fuck siestas with an ACME alarm clock.
3. Barcelona or the southern coast of Spain is really all you need to do there.
4. Many euro countries are full of assholes (much like the U.S.), but, if you are prepared and do some research (you sound like you literally bought a ticket and took off) it’s a great time.
5. Asian countries are much more fun.
Good post. Having taken the plunge, wife, one kid and another on the way, time certainly flies and the day to day is often unremarkable. But you do have those moments. Time with the kid(s), seeing old friends at a long-planned tailgate, professional accomplishments, etc. Those are fucking great – better than anything before. Sorry, getting a little emotional post-Labor day and back at the grind.
Just be sure to do it with nothing whatsoever to fall back on and post about it here at PGP in the hopes that some anonymous commentator will tell you it’s OK.
Dude who sits down to pee should be castrated and I hope he hasn’t yet spawned any second generation dipshits.
That said, I once worked with a pretty obese guy who I believe sat down just to pee. I never asked him about it since I didn’t work in an office environment that breeds insane conversations, but I am pretty sure it was because he would have had to drop his pants to the floor and lift his gunt up to piss into a urinal.
My Mom always finds a way to make the comment that she has never eaten at Chipotle, and it’s always said without a hint of emotion one way or the other. But I get the feeling her position on the matter more or less equate to Will’s…in any event – shut up, Mom, and shut up, Will.
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Weird. I couldn’t stop laughing. Was that not appropriate?
Why are 2 of the “Trending Now” articles entitled “20 of the bounciest boobs on the internet” and “28 of the bounciest books we’ve ever seen”? That’s like 96 bouncing boobs. Are these targeted to me and my browsing habits? What the actual fuck?
They did have it easy, though. Fucking pledges.
I understand the value of branding, but change your pen name already. One of you went broke, there is only one person writing, and that one person ia a filthy dirty Pats fan – making you generally broke as fuck.
I usually went with the “Oh man…That’s never happened to me before!” You know you say a lie enough times you start to believe it.
“’Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit,’ and I’m 98 percent sure it was either Shakespeare or Gandhi who said that.”
Please. It was definitely MLK who said that.
God dammit that is perfect.
Picked up T. Williams once De went down, dude. Not that it will work from here on out with Romo cashed – but you lose a guy to injury you immediately pick up the back-up 9 times out of 10. But this is really first year shit.
Truth. Also, I am pretty good at compartmentalizing it, but the lingering feeling of dread you have at all times when they aren’t around and you can’t personally watch over them is rough.
Here are a few thoughts on traveling abroad:
1. Fuck those Euro mini-airlines in the ass with a bull from Pamplona.
2. Fuck siestas with an ACME alarm clock.
3. Barcelona or the southern coast of Spain is really all you need to do there.
4. Many euro countries are full of assholes (much like the U.S.), but, if you are prepared and do some research (you sound like you literally bought a ticket and took off) it’s a great time.
5. Asian countries are much more fun.
Good post. Having taken the plunge, wife, one kid and another on the way, time certainly flies and the day to day is often unremarkable. But you do have those moments. Time with the kid(s), seeing old friends at a long-planned tailgate, professional accomplishments, etc. Those are fucking great – better than anything before. Sorry, getting a little emotional post-Labor day and back at the grind.
“I said no, this isn’t the matrix”
or IS it?
Congrats on getting fit.
Just be sure to do it with nothing whatsoever to fall back on and post about it here at PGP in the hopes that some anonymous commentator will tell you it’s OK.
What the fucking shit man?? These dudes are like fat and 45 or older. That hot tub pic will haunt my dreams.
Dude who sits down to pee should be castrated and I hope he hasn’t yet spawned any second generation dipshits.
That said, I once worked with a pretty obese guy who I believe sat down just to pee. I never asked him about it since I didn’t work in an office environment that breeds insane conversations, but I am pretty sure it was because he would have had to drop his pants to the floor and lift his gunt up to piss into a urinal.
This headline led me to believe the CL poster actually made the connection with the intended party. What the actual fuck, Will??
She’s 20?? A few too many ciggys. SELL SELL SELL!! (before 25).
My Mom always finds a way to make the comment that she has never eaten at Chipotle, and it’s always said without a hint of emotion one way or the other. But I get the feeling her position on the matter more or less equate to Will’s…in any event – shut up, Mom, and shut up, Will.