While all of these are truly awful in their own unique ways, each can seriously take some solid solace in the fact that these people removed themselves from their lives. Think of all the poor suckers still dating or married to horrendous people like this. One last note, leaving divorce papers in the mailbox for you isn’t necessarily a bad move if YOU are in the fact the one that is a terrible person, or you both are. I guess that could apply in any of these scenarios.
To the first letter writer. That must really suck. To actually get to the point where you are ready to propose to your SO and have the rug pulled out from under you. That said, I’ll try and not give the douche answer of “man you really dodged a bullet!!”, but you kinda dodged a big fat bullet. Unless you are a crazy religious person, just do not get married in your (early?) 20s. Just don’t do it.
Everyone crashed at 12:40 am on a New Years Eve trip to Nashville? What a bunch of god damn NERDS. That dude should disavow his fucking lame ass brother.
There’s just too much douche to digest here. A couple observations:
1. I get that you need to write commentary, but don’t call the guy out for being a complete tool and act like the girl is stupid for falling for him. She only communicates with her friends and family through fucking LETTERS. That was not bashed enough in my opinion. For all the copious amounts of gayness, these two are made for each other.
2. Why is she fucking 27? Too busy writing letters to people to apply to college and graduate on time?
3. Jettas = hot girl or a homosexual man (closeted in this case).
4. Meeting 16 people during an interview is not 16 interviews. You cuntard.
How about any person who wanted to watch some good college football? Outside of the above game, I think every single bowl game, playoff or not, was a blow out.
You are…not wrong. Neither is this article.
What if I want to dress like the kid at your middle school who sold gum and kept his earnings in his cargo pockets?
I mean, it sounds like your boy is a raging alcoholic. Sorry – “power drinker”.
Way to fess up, but you are a extraordinary tool for getting roped into this.
While all of these are truly awful in their own unique ways, each can seriously take some solid solace in the fact that these people removed themselves from their lives. Think of all the poor suckers still dating or married to horrendous people like this. One last note, leaving divorce papers in the mailbox for you isn’t necessarily a bad move if YOU are in the fact the one that is a terrible person, or you both are. I guess that could apply in any of these scenarios.
To the first letter writer. That must really suck. To actually get to the point where you are ready to propose to your SO and have the rug pulled out from under you. That said, I’ll try and not give the douche answer of “man you really dodged a bullet!!”, but you kinda dodged a big fat bullet. Unless you are a crazy religious person, just do not get married in your (early?) 20s. Just don’t do it.
Erroneous and unnecessary use of the word “Now” in the title of this article. Other than that, no concerns.
I had to stop reading and make this comment:
Everyone crashed at 12:40 am on a New Years Eve trip to Nashville? What a bunch of god damn NERDS. That dude should disavow his fucking lame ass brother.
You need to calm down, g.
There’s just too much douche to digest here. A couple observations:
1. I get that you need to write commentary, but don’t call the guy out for being a complete tool and act like the girl is stupid for falling for him. She only communicates with her friends and family through fucking LETTERS. That was not bashed enough in my opinion. For all the copious amounts of gayness, these two are made for each other.
2. Why is she fucking 27? Too busy writing letters to people to apply to college and graduate on time?
3. Jettas = hot girl or a homosexual man (closeted in this case).
4. Meeting 16 people during an interview is not 16 interviews. You cuntard.
5. Congratulations!! Best of luck to you both!!!
Only a monster would call that an arbitrary event, SIR! Kindly hang yourself.
Good or bad?
How about any person who wanted to watch some good college football? Outside of the above game, I think every single bowl game, playoff or not, was a blow out.
“not quite the same thing” may be the biggest understatement of the final last gasps of 2015.
Says the entitled asshole who graduated in ’89? Life not being fair doesn’t mean you bend over and take it like a chump.
#ThanksgivingLivesMatter
Sounds like a terrible, terrible waste of a good head of hair.
The ending makes me think this actually happened. I was expecting some kind of fireworks BOOM kind of ending. Great series.
You and Chewy going through a rough patch?
Quit downing it, Debbie. Just let us live vicariously through a completely made up but interesting tale of debauchery.