I work in Logistics.
I am a dad
I like the Gym.
I like Texas Tech Football.
I like San Antonio Basketball.
I like Brunch,Biscuits, and Breakfast Tacos
Living and dying in the DFW.
You what needs to be included here? If you have a drink then you should step away from the damn bar so people behind you can buy drinks. Nothing infuriates me more than people who idly chat in front of the bar after they’ve gotten their drinks.
For real though. Its a deal breaker if a chick gets on her phone to update her Facebook, Twitter, etc mid date…do that while on a bathroom break like a normal person.
Number 8. Please understand that Saturdays between late August and Early December are reserved for college football and should be treated with the respect and reverence they deserve. No extraneous plans should be made on these days outside of consuming horrible food and screaming at a TV.
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oh..duh
I wasn’t aware girls were still doing these things?
Damn editor
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*As. Not sure how that one slipped through.
22.) Give the waiter tips to pass along to the chef on how to prepare your meal. Again, these are the best.
You what needs to be included here? If you have a drink then you should step away from the damn bar so people behind you can buy drinks. Nothing infuriates me more than people who idly chat in front of the bar after they’ve gotten their drinks.
For real though. Its a deal breaker if a chick gets on her phone to update her Facebook, Twitter, etc mid date…do that while on a bathroom break like a normal person.
Hey, these are things!
Saw the title and thought it was going to be an open discussion on peener size.
Buzzfeed wants this column back.
hahahaha….ball sack bubbles.
I really wanted this to be real.
I don’t do any of those things. Skinny ties are great for people named Justin Timberlake, though.
Number 8. Please understand that Saturdays between late August and Early December are reserved for college football and should be treated with the respect and reverence they deserve. No extraneous plans should be made on these days outside of consuming horrible food and screaming at a TV.
Also, your parents get really, really cool. I visited for Christmas and we played beer pong….
Totally agree with “Don’t Stop Believing” I can’t even listen to it anymore
7. Look like the girl in the picture chosen for this column.
You cant steal the Christmas thunder. Just don’t.
These are always a delight. Can’t wait for New Years Eve Power Moves.