this brought back some memories. my college bf grew up with/was friends with fall out boy. i went backstage at so many of their concerts and even traveled with them a little bit. i think i’m in one of their music videos, too LMAO
the one called “hockey dad” written by matt cullen during the playoffs last year is really good, too! i mean it starts out by saying, “the dog was pooping all over the floor. that’s how nervous it was in my house before game 7 against tampa.” hahaha
my friend’s husband has a flip phone and he pays insurance on it, even though they told him that was pointless because insurance wouldn’t cover his phone since they don’t even make it anymore lol
your username just reminded me that my orthodontist looked exactly like larry bird. i totally forgot he even existed (larry bird AND my orthodontist lol)
has anyone ever read any articles on the player’s tribune? it’s all professional (former or current) athletes who write the articles. i read one of them yesterday and was crying at my desk LOL
you can get unsweetened flavors at dunkin donuts. i am obsessed with that place. i dressed up as a dunkin donuts employee for halloween a few years ago (ordered a real uniform on ebay lol)
i always liked it when i’d go on a date and at the end the guy who say he wanted to see me again, or ask if i wanted to do something that weekend (or whatever). i don’t like the whole waiting thing. if you had a good time and you think she did, too, just ask her now.
well i wouldn’t meet someone i wasn’t interested in! i feel like a lot of the time the person you meet isn’t at all like the person you talked to in the app/via text. like this one guy who made racist comments and then talked about how learning disabilities aren’t real and kids are just lazy (after i had explained how i used to be a teacher and had students with learning disabilities) and other offensive things ;/
if anything, most of the first dates i’ve been on through bumble/tinder have solidified the idea that i’m not interested in the person i went on the date with lol
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the truth is, you could slit my throat…and with my one last gasping breath i’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
(who writes this shit and why did we think they were good lyrics?) that was on everyone’s makeoutclub and madradhair profile.
also, sup?
this brought back some memories. my college bf grew up with/was friends with fall out boy. i went backstage at so many of their concerts and even traveled with them a little bit. i think i’m in one of their music videos, too LMAO
is that what you call a getaway? tell me what you got away with.
my sister and i came up with a game when we were in NYC that is “gay, hipster or foreign.” hard to decipher between the 3.
this has got to be satire, right?
go steelers
the one called “hockey dad” written by matt cullen during the playoffs last year is really good, too! i mean it starts out by saying, “the dog was pooping all over the floor. that’s how nervous it was in my house before game 7 against tampa.” hahaha
my friend’s husband has a flip phone and he pays insurance on it, even though they told him that was pointless because insurance wouldn’t cover his phone since they don’t even make it anymore lol
haha the lundqvist one is the one that made me cry. and i hate him!!!
GTFO man. i am dunkin donuts #1 fan lol
your username just reminded me that my orthodontist looked exactly like larry bird. i totally forgot he even existed (larry bird AND my orthodontist lol)
we do not have coffee but we do have an employee’s only fully functioning starbucks that has discounted prices.
has anyone ever read any articles on the player’s tribune? it’s all professional (former or current) athletes who write the articles. i read one of them yesterday and was crying at my desk LOL
you can get unsweetened flavors at dunkin donuts. i am obsessed with that place. i dressed up as a dunkin donuts employee for halloween a few years ago (ordered a real uniform on ebay lol)
i just bought a condo and i’m closing tomorrow (#humblebrag) and i definitely would not want girl as my realtor!!!
i always liked it when i’d go on a date and at the end the guy who say he wanted to see me again, or ask if i wanted to do something that weekend (or whatever). i don’t like the whole waiting thing. if you had a good time and you think she did, too, just ask her now.
have you guys texted again after your date? if not, you should text her now!!!
are you talking about me or long fingernail guy? because i have no idea what in the hell is wrong with me, but probably a lot of things lol
well i wouldn’t meet someone i wasn’t interested in! i feel like a lot of the time the person you meet isn’t at all like the person you talked to in the app/via text. like this one guy who made racist comments and then talked about how learning disabilities aren’t real and kids are just lazy (after i had explained how i used to be a teacher and had students with learning disabilities) and other offensive things ;/
i’m also a girl and i agree with you.
if anything, most of the first dates i’ve been on through bumble/tinder have solidified the idea that i’m not interested in the person i went on the date with lol