“Hi, who just joined?” PGP.

90% data usage with 8 days to go. PGP.

“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.

I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.

Making a bingo board of all the annoying things people do in my office. PGP.

Double fisting coffee first thing in the morning. PGP.