Got off early, decided to make tortellini with my signature Jack Daniels meat sauce I discovered on accident after cleaning up a party. Then I remembered I have ice skating lessons with my girl and her little sister. Wienerschnitzel on the road it is…
Went to sleep early to catch up on sleep, got woken up at 4AM to coordinate a stat delivery for a heavy duty wheelchair to a hospital. Got called in early to make the delivery.
Maybe that’s what BTC was going for:
“3-6-9 damn you fine/gonna drop one-thirty on a ring one time/ cuz we broke like an 18-wheeler/ stuck on the 5 in the middle of winter”
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Here’s your perfect match then, fake Robin:
You’re the man dog, now!
Got off early, decided to make tortellini with my signature Jack Daniels meat sauce I discovered on accident after cleaning up a party. Then I remembered I have ice skating lessons with my girl and her little sister. Wienerschnitzel on the road it is…
“So you’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?”
Needing to burn PTO because your company doesn’t observe the holiday the day after. PGP.
Username checks out.
It’s not just who you know anymore, but how well you know them.
Went to sleep early to catch up on sleep, got woken up at 4AM to coordinate a stat delivery for a heavy duty wheelchair to a hospital. Got called in early to make the delivery.
“Why she scheduled a photographer who had to go to a baby shower before her wedding, I’ll never know.”
Is this an Easter egg?
Maybe that’s what BTC was going for:
“3-6-9 damn you fine/gonna drop one-thirty on a ring one time/ cuz we broke like an 18-wheeler/ stuck on the 5 in the middle of winter”
“He married the next girl he dated – something that has happened to me a grand total of four times…”
CC: Jared Freid.
You two hook up and you’ll both hitch your next S.Os.
I shafted a girl so hard into the friend zone she turned lesbian.
I concur.
Honorable mention: Anaheim Ducks
Having lawn services built in to your HOA fees but still no lawn to rake. PGP.
Well this is awkward…
I’m still not on the company-wide ALL_EMPLOYEES tag even after being employed for 2 years. PGP.
You have 10 days for date 2 to happen. Good luck, God speed. The clocks are ticking.