I just graduated from college in the big city where I currently work. I’ve learned there is a fine line between being the fun alum that occasionally meets up with the chapter at the bars and being the old guy taking up valuable couch space on Sundays.
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Stage 1: Not have enough friends to form a squad
Stage 2: Stay in all weekend
I have noticed that girls always seem to suffer from migraines a few hours before first dates. I guess they just couldn’t contain their enthusiasm?
Don’t discount the “Women are attracted to social situations” part of the paper’s conclusion.
As they say, the fun guy always gets the girl.
Listen, Recruitment Chair, I think you’re cute.
But can you stop using the word “Millennial” in every other article? You’re better than that.
It would be wise of you to be a Last Name Guy around here.
I’d be arrested if it meant I could still roll six deep in Hawaiians like back in the day.
Sounds like a convention for postgrad sorority girls.
I’m interested.
I just graduated from college in the big city where I currently work. I’ve learned there is a fine line between being the fun alum that occasionally meets up with the chapter at the bars and being the old guy taking up valuable couch space on Sundays.
Come on, Will. Can we bash NYC on another day?
If this alcohol ban was a rule, I don’t think it was ever enforced.
Thank you for this enlightening article, Simple Harrison.
I love the “High Energy” comments that you’re bringing to the table.
Trading in a 2006 model for a 2001 model. PGP.
Black craps= Popeye’s?
Your writing voice suggests TSM, but your dark outlook suggests PGP.
My boner is confused.
Amanda has always been cute, but I couldn’t help but notice how much hotter she got from Ben’s season to Bachelor in Paradise.
My co-worker who takes themselves the least seriously got fired in a month.
My co-worker who takes themselves the most seriously got a promotion. PGP.
If Karishma had iMessage, I think I’d be in love.
Carpe DM
I’m not sure how Starbucks lacks the foresight to understand that coffee elitists will never drink there because it is a chain.