I’ve done the blackout text more than a couple times (usually alcohol, not Ambien), but blackout me is an asshole and deletes all the texts he sent before he goes to bed. It’s caused problems.
I’m jealous of the amount of Adderall it must have taken to write a 900 word ode to bar soap. That said, Irish Spring makes a blue soap with moisturizing stuff in it so your skin doesn’t dry out like women do when Duda walks in with tube socks and sandals.
I worked at a company without Outlook for about six months and it was one of the most confusing things I’ve ever had to learn. Then when I switched back to a normal company that exists in a post-1995 world, I felt like I had to relearn everything.
I’ve been punched in the mouth when I didn’t deserve it, but I haven’t ever been punched in the mouth any of the many times I did deserve it. My balance is all wrong.
Fun fact I learned from a friend who worked for Coca Cola: OJ and pulp are shipped separately from the production facility to the bottling facility. Your high pulp OJ is no more authentic than my smooth, delicious, pulp-free juice.
I work in a craft brewery and I totally agree with you. If you like the frilly stuff, awesome. If you like Budweiser, good for you. If you like one IPA and have no interest in trying anything else, cool. Drink what makes you happy. If it’s the stuff I serve, great. If not, someone else has something you’ll like.
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I think one of his previous articles established that he works in a super skeezy club as a bar back.
I’m at least one standard deviation above a 12 IQ, so…
“Arguably” nothing. I got lost at that very gorilla enclosure as a child and I had the damn sense not to jump in.
I’ve done the blackout text more than a couple times (usually alcohol, not Ambien), but blackout me is an asshole and deletes all the texts he sent before he goes to bed. It’s caused problems.
I’m jealous of the amount of Adderall it must have taken to write a 900 word ode to bar soap. That said, Irish Spring makes a blue soap with moisturizing stuff in it so your skin doesn’t dry out like women do when Duda walks in with tube socks and sandals.
Alluding to having killed and dismembered a stripper… did Nived help you write this one?
You must have had a pretty decent year.
Read my first article. Don’t do it, for the love of God. Or if you do, don’t buy a 90 year old house.
Talk about how hot other girls are. PGPM.
Just kidding don’t do this you will actually die.
Good luck anyway!
I worked at a company without Outlook for about six months and it was one of the most confusing things I’ve ever had to learn. Then when I switched back to a normal company that exists in a post-1995 world, I felt like I had to relearn everything.
I’ve been punched in the mouth when I didn’t deserve it, but I haven’t ever been punched in the mouth any of the many times I did deserve it. My balance is all wrong.
I’ll keep eating there as long as they keep offering promos like this. And probably for a lot longer too because that shit’s delicious.
Gotta spread that wealth.
Jerking it is about the last thing on my mind when I’ve got stomach issues, but hey, whatever helps you feel better.
Don’t count your sex chickens before they hatch. Okay, bad metaphor, but don’t expect a “congrats on the sex” gif before you actually get some.
Fun fact I learned from a friend who worked for Coca Cola: OJ and pulp are shipped separately from the production facility to the bottling facility. Your high pulp OJ is no more authentic than my smooth, delicious, pulp-free juice.
Making a disgusting burger into a disgusting burrito is not going to change my opinion of you, Burger King. Try making better food and we’ll talk.
I would call off work for the next two weeks to watch every second of Aziz covering the Olympics.
I work in a craft brewery and I totally agree with you. If you like the frilly stuff, awesome. If you like Budweiser, good for you. If you like one IPA and have no interest in trying anything else, cool. Drink what makes you happy. If it’s the stuff I serve, great. If not, someone else has something you’ll like.