A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.
Part of me is very happy, but part of me is pretty sad reading this too. Compounding my sadness is the fact that one of the active brothers just texted me with a “reminder” of homecoming dates.
I keep saying I’m never going again; but like a bear to honey, I’ll be drawn to my alma mater this fall.
Most of the people that are making the argument about being a basic bitch are usually the same people that say that say that Greeks are all conformists. Not trying to get all “TFM attitude” on here, but I prefer a conversation on the golf course flipping between the long term advantages of bumping up my 401k contribution by 1% and if Spieth will perform just as well at the next Masters, as opposed to vintage flannel shirts/skinny jeans/ whatever the hipsters talk about. I want to be able to retire at some point and live comfortably and leave my family with a nice nest egg when I pass away. Business deals are made in those beer gardens and on those golf courses, and with those deals comes money. Like GS Elevator said “The cliché is that having money is about not wasting time. But in reality, money is about facilitating spontaneity.” and if I have a weekend free and decide that I am going to drive up to NYC to live it up, I want to be able to afford that.
Also, you shouldn’t ever feel bad about using a loofah. They are effective and efficient.
On another note, when I’m bored I like to watch Stone Cold and The Rock clips to keep my eyes open at my desk. This is pretty much how it would have gone down with whoever created the fake Pepto account the other week.
1. The pictures of hot girls in golf carts are making me depressed.
2. Still wish we had a forum on this site. One of the topics would be for setting up golf outings for those near each other.
Having said that. If anyone is in the Baltimore area on Sunday my twin and I are golfing with a Groupon we got (PGP). Looking for 2 more.
JayTas aint wrong about expanding on sub characters. They could easily do with expanding seasons to 15 episodes to help with back stories.
Dario’s character line is pretty easy to follow, you probably just got confused because they switched actors from the season when he was introduced to the seasons moving forward.
More naked Dany is always on the menu
Zombie mountain was essentially brought back to life and will most likely be bringing the heat to the Sparrows.
Plenty of people have been having fun. Littlefinger has fun manipulating people, the hound loves killing people, Ramsey loves picking the wings off of flys…
Also, I’m always about positive reinforcement. So having said that, if you start putting out gold I’ll start referring to you as “The Most Electrifying Man in Jewish Entertainment”.
Which is not to be confused with ‘the most electrified jewish man who tried to save a few dollars by wiring his own entertainment system’.
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Part of me is very happy, but part of me is pretty sad reading this too. Compounding my sadness is the fact that one of the active brothers just texted me with a “reminder” of homecoming dates.
I keep saying I’m never going again; but like a bear to honey, I’ll be drawn to my alma mater this fall.
That is a Linked-In-esque endorse-able skill.
Keeping it as is anyway. PGPM.
Amen, Brother. And if you want that, you gotta hussle. Here is your Mid-Monday T-Boost
Most of the people that are making the argument about being a basic bitch are usually the same people that say that say that Greeks are all conformists. Not trying to get all “TFM attitude” on here, but I prefer a conversation on the golf course flipping between the long term advantages of bumping up my 401k contribution by 1% and if Spieth will perform just as well at the next Masters, as opposed to vintage flannel shirts/skinny jeans/ whatever the hipsters talk about. I want to be able to retire at some point and live comfortably and leave my family with a nice nest egg when I pass away. Business deals are made in those beer gardens and on those golf courses, and with those deals comes money. Like GS Elevator said “The cliché is that having money is about not wasting time. But in reality, money is about facilitating spontaneity.” and if I have a weekend free and decide that I am going to drive up to NYC to live it up, I want to be able to afford that.
Also, you shouldn’t ever feel bad about using a loofah. They are effective and efficient.
Yikes…
Yea, he frequents this site as well (I’m going to leave his user name a mystery though).
And Will, let’s hope it works! The groupon is a pretty good deal. https://www.groupon.com/deals/fairway-hills-golf-club-1-3
Spot on. Gotta keep making dem #powermoves
On another note, when I’m bored I like to watch Stone Cold and The Rock clips to keep my eyes open at my desk. This is pretty much how it would have gone down with whoever created the fake Pepto account the other week.
WHAT?
1. The pictures of hot girls in golf carts are making me depressed.
2. Still wish we had a forum on this site. One of the topics would be for setting up golf outings for those near each other.
Having said that. If anyone is in the Baltimore area on Sunday my twin and I are golfing with a Groupon we got (PGP). Looking for 2 more.
…well….? What is it?
22 sent messages: “Wanna come over and cuddle?”
He has the goofy hair and the eccentric body gestures. Trump just needs the red rubber nose.
In times like that, I like to give her the old “Do the letters FO mean anything to you?”
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JayTas aint wrong about expanding on sub characters. They could easily do with expanding seasons to 15 episodes to help with back stories.
Dario’s character line is pretty easy to follow, you probably just got confused because they switched actors from the season when he was introduced to the seasons moving forward.
More naked Dany is always on the menu
Zombie mountain was essentially brought back to life and will most likely be bringing the heat to the Sparrows.
Plenty of people have been having fun. Littlefinger has fun manipulating people, the hound loves killing people, Ramsey loves picking the wings off of flys…
Even Stone Cold is living the #marglife
Also, I’m always about positive reinforcement. So having said that, if you start putting out gold I’ll start referring to you as “The Most Electrifying Man in Jewish Entertainment”.
Which is not to be confused with ‘the most electrified jewish man who tried to save a few dollars by wiring his own entertainment system’.
I could probably use Tripple T in my new office to keep me in line. There is so much talent in here that I’m bound to get in trouble sooner or later.