“Suck a dick, Old Knox.” EXACTLY. They say until you hit 30/35/40/whatever-made-up-number-old-people-say you aren’t really the person you’re going to be for the rest of your life. If that’s the case, I’m not going to sacrifice fun and comfort now for some old douche I don’t even know.
I work in the software industry, and it’s pretty standard to dress however you want unless clients are in the office. That said, I’m inspired to wear a Hawaiian print shirt every Friday from now on.
Your revolution is over, Ms. Kapowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, miss. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Kapowski?
I don’t understand why people fold. The layers are directly in contact with each other. And one layer is in contact with your hand. You’re just asking for things to go to shit.
Crumpling not only reduces odds of hand-feces contact, but also the irregular edges are perfect for detailing your sphincter.
I’m still not 100 percent on the work-from-home scene. Sure, remoters tend to get shit done at an acceptable level, but how much of the time are they just phonin’ it in why they are literally phonin’ it in?
#6. Keeping your bar well-stocked is important, especially when you’re having other people over/housing booze by yourself on a Sunday evening. You can afford to maintain a variety of liquor staples (gin, vodka, rum, whiskey, scotch, tequila, etc.) if you stick to lesser-known economy brands. You’ll sometimes find a great bargain with great taste (e.g. Sailor Jerry) that just doesn’t have the marketing power of the big-name brands.
Well, Texas later lost the war of succession and was forced to rejoin the United States. KCK and KCMO also are pretty great barbecue contenders. Overall good article though.
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“Suck a dick, Old Knox.” EXACTLY. They say until you hit 30/35/40/whatever-made-up-number-old-people-say you aren’t really the person you’re going to be for the rest of your life. If that’s the case, I’m not going to sacrifice fun and comfort now for some old douche I don’t even know.
That means a great deal coming from the Sausage King of Chicago. Thank YOU, sir.
I work in the software industry, and it’s pretty standard to dress however you want unless clients are in the office. That said, I’m inspired to wear a Hawaiian print shirt every Friday from now on.
So you’re saying’ there’s a chance!
Demerits for being a list-fiend.
Your revolution is over, Ms. Kapowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, miss. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Kapowski?
And no mention of your recent promotion or potential job opportunities. Thanks for showing us how a PGP article is written, Knox.
I will move to Louisiana if you can guarantee it’ll be exactly like True Blood.
Teach me your ways.
I don’t understand why people fold. The layers are directly in contact with each other. And one layer is in contact with your hand. You’re just asking for things to go to shit.
Crumpling not only reduces odds of hand-feces contact, but also the irregular edges are perfect for detailing your sphincter.
I’m still not 100 percent on the work-from-home scene. Sure, remoters tend to get shit done at an acceptable level, but how much of the time are they just phonin’ it in why they are literally phonin’ it in?
#6. Keeping your bar well-stocked is important, especially when you’re having other people over/housing booze by yourself on a Sunday evening. You can afford to maintain a variety of liquor staples (gin, vodka, rum, whiskey, scotch, tequila, etc.) if you stick to lesser-known economy brands. You’ll sometimes find a great bargain with great taste (e.g. Sailor Jerry) that just doesn’t have the marketing power of the big-name brands.
Knox, you make me want to (appear to) be a better person. Keep it up.
Maybe abstract this for the rest of us who aren’t living the NYC dream.
This would have been helpful a year ago Knox! Keep spinnin’ gold though.
Preach!
Well, Texas later lost the war of succession and was forced to rejoin the United States. KCK and KCMO also are pretty great barbecue contenders. Overall good article though.
You either read Storm of Swords, @BrianPGP, or you are a very observant bastard. Either way, props!