Spend 20 minutes trying to get my cat to be quiet (“SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!”), cooking dinner (+ climbing a chair to take the batteries out of the smoke alarm midway through), Netflix, drink a homebrew while wondering if the current batch in the closet is full of botulism, more Netflix, G&T, HBO, G&T, G&T, G&T, smoke a *redacted*, G&T, bed.
Plus the leading green scene, skiing (which I can’t really afford), craft brew catching up with San Diego & Portland (not there yet). And if you never look east it’s like Kansas isn’t even there!
Says the guy who has never written a column. Yeah, her columns tend to linger on wardrobe and boys, but it’s refreshing to have a stable writer that talks about something besides shitting their pants. We can’t get McGannon back and we’re just going to have to deal with it. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US BRIAN!? And seriously where the fuck is Knox?
I have a B.S. in Computer Science. Like 97% of all Software “Engineers” do. Except the ones that dropped out altogether and currently run the tech industry.
I’m a Software “Engineer” by title and even we get shit from regular Engineers for using that word. I’d say “Sales Engineer” arose due to title inflation and caught on. FYI I’m cool going by Software Developer if it keeps folks who took the PE from getting their panties in a bunch.
+1 for the Software Industry here. Can basically take a break whenever, as sitting too long “hinders creativity”. Would kill to be able to have a Mad Men-esque mid-day nap, though.
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Spend 20 minutes trying to get my cat to be quiet (“SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!”), cooking dinner (+ climbing a chair to take the batteries out of the smoke alarm midway through), Netflix, drink a homebrew while wondering if the current batch in the closet is full of botulism, more Netflix, G&T, HBO, G&T, G&T, G&T, smoke a *redacted*, G&T, bed.
$1500 for a 1 br vaguely in the downtown/ballpark/cap hill area.
But by the way, 300 days of sunshine was total bullshit and we were lied to. Still pretty mild weather, though.
Plus the leading green scene, skiing (which I can’t really afford), craft brew catching up with San Diego & Portland (not there yet). And if you never look east it’s like Kansas isn’t even there!
The only guy I know who gets a pass for enjoying cider is my coworker with actual Celiac. And he still thinks cider tastes like shit.
Triple IPAs? My ladyfriend likes craft beer but her appreciation spans all of pilsners to mildly hoppy wheat beers. You just might be alright, Syrdal.
I feel that same at strip clubs.
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Says the guy who has never written a column. Yeah, her columns tend to linger on wardrobe and boys, but it’s refreshing to have a stable writer that talks about something besides shitting their pants. We can’t get McGannon back and we’re just going to have to deal with it. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US BRIAN!? And seriously where the fuck is Knox?
I have a B.S. in Computer Science. Like 97% of all Software “Engineers” do. Except the ones that dropped out altogether and currently run the tech industry.
Sunk cost fallacy, maaaaaan.
FUCK.
I don’t drink IPAs because I want to be cool. I drink IPAs because the bitterness and high ABV help me remember what it’s like to feel again.
I’m a Software “Engineer” by title and even we get shit from regular Engineers for using that word. I’d say “Sales Engineer” arose due to title inflation and caught on. FYI I’m cool going by Software Developer if it keeps folks who took the PE from getting their panties in a bunch.
+1 for the Software Industry here. Can basically take a break whenever, as sitting too long “hinders creativity”. Would kill to be able to have a Mad Men-esque mid-day nap, though.
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I know you’re right, but I still hate you for being responsible.
*Greek
Do it.
*breathe. And Google “placenta”.