“unless you want to be a serf with a Droid”. How many more years of indentured servitude must I toil until I can join in the luxury class of iPhone users? Guess I need to make that blogger money. . .
I don’t actually dislike the iPhone at all, but the price is hardly out of reach for 95%, it’s just a hardware/OS preference.
It sounds like two drunk college girls were annoyed that Ben brought some randos over and drank all their liquor and ate their limes (which sometimes are relatively expensive). Ben is apparently one of the girls’ crush/FWB. Cell reception gets fucked on gamedays near the stadium due to overload, which can be weird. This sounds normal for 20-year-old women at a college tailgate. Basic sure, but no more self-absorbed than The Chase.
In case it makes you feel less dead inside, I write software that automates tax estimation and calculation so maybe you won’t have to do your job very much longer?
Not to beat a dead horse, but also, “you try to sound smarter than you are” in my experience, means “I don’t understand a lot of the words and concepts you speak of, but I’m too fucking stupid to even articulate that”.
The worst is when guests are thrown off by higher prices when they visit. Yes, things are more expensive here, because people are actually competing for housing, goods, and services. If you want to visit and just enjoy fine craft beer and other Coloradan delicacies at my condo, fine, but I’m not planning a friggin’ vacation around your broke ass spending habits.
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The amount of 35-year-olds stuck at the same seniority as me is terrifying. Where is there to move up?
“unless you want to be a serf with a Droid”. How many more years of indentured servitude must I toil until I can join in the luxury class of iPhone users? Guess I need to make that blogger money. . .
I don’t actually dislike the iPhone at all, but the price is hardly out of reach for 95%, it’s just a hardware/OS preference.
It sounds like two drunk college girls were annoyed that Ben brought some randos over and drank all their liquor and ate their limes (which sometimes are relatively expensive). Ben is apparently one of the girls’ crush/FWB. Cell reception gets fucked on gamedays near the stadium due to overload, which can be weird. This sounds normal for 20-year-old women at a college tailgate. Basic sure, but no more self-absorbed than The Chase.
Diet Tonic.
I had to do that the other day because PWC’s man on my project was dragging his feet. Felt guilty, but he got shit done.
In case it makes you feel less dead inside, I write software that automates tax estimation and calculation so maybe you won’t have to do your job very much longer?
What do YOU do for a living?
Not to beat a dead horse, but also, “you try to sound smarter than you are” in my experience, means “I don’t understand a lot of the words and concepts you speak of, but I’m too fucking stupid to even articulate that”.
Dudes on the Internet who say “lemmings” often also say things like “wake up, sheeple!”, and “MA! WHERE ARE MY HOTPOCKETS!”.
And fuck proper martini mixing etiquette most of the time, I like using my shaker.
Ladyfriend tasting my martini: “This tastes like straight gin!” Me: “Yes.” Martini Sunday is the best way to wind down.
Fat people on airplanes are annoying. Crossfitters are annoying in any context.
Don’t visit him, Neirbo, he’s only repressing his murderous episodes.
The worst is when guests are thrown off by higher prices when they visit. Yes, things are more expensive here, because people are actually competing for housing, goods, and services. If you want to visit and just enjoy fine craft beer and other Coloradan delicacies at my condo, fine, but I’m not planning a friggin’ vacation around your broke ass spending habits.
As long as you’re not chewing and then spitting out food, you continue doing you, DeFries.
If anything in this world is sustainable or maintainable, it’s rapid weight loss.
Hayes Carll makes me want to just quit my job, pick up smoking, and road trip to Little Rock, Arkansas and just fucking wing it.
And most of them are screwing each other.
I always thought that having a sailboat and being homeless were two very different walks of life, but I guess not? What the actual fuck?