We brought back a case of wine from our trip to Napa (35 – 75 dollars a bottle) and now I’m too goddamn afraid to drink any of them. WHAT IF I DON’T PAIR IT CORRECTLY? IS THIS THE RIGHT OCCASION? Fuck. 10 to 20 dollar bottles are a lot easier to enjoy and you can usually find good options in every style.
Did every single stereotypical tourist activity on a week-trip to London and Paris last year (plus accidentally going to about 20 Taylor Walker pubs). Saw some cultural shit, but not at all relaxing. Lesson learned. Going to spend this Christmas in Jamaica at an all-inclusive and do nothing but get shitfaced on the beach and maybe spend a few hours scuba diving.
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How do you figure out her ring size stealthily? What’s an appropriate amount to spend for middle-class working postgrads like us?
I am out-of-shape, balding, and have no real sense of style, but thank God I don’t do any of these things.
Above is current. This is for the Trump changes:
Individual brackets are at half the amount, not the rates. This is the breakdown, waaaay different:
I’ll believe it when I see it.
If you’re going to drop an ungoldy amount of cash on a woman for something that will never happen, at least do it in the goddamn Champagne Room.
“What kind of Coke do you want?” – Dipshits from our Dallas office
Step 1: Buy an older used boat. Step 2: Put boat in your drive-way. Step 3: Never, ever, move it or clean it.
We brought back a case of wine from our trip to Napa (35 – 75 dollars a bottle) and now I’m too goddamn afraid to drink any of them. WHAT IF I DON’T PAIR IT CORRECTLY? IS THIS THE RIGHT OCCASION? Fuck. 10 to 20 dollar bottles are a lot easier to enjoy and you can usually find good options in every style.
Hoping my getting-drunk-for-a-week-on-the-beach Christmas trip breaks the cycle of vacations where I never have time to sit down and relax.
Flex account to cover dental crown was probably the best financial decision I’ve made since switching to handles of gin over 750mL bottles.
Odds Republican-controlled legislative, executive, and presumably judicial branch crack down on state-specific legalization?
London is dirty enough without sharing a ballpit with strangers.
Did every single stereotypical tourist activity on a week-trip to London and Paris last year (plus accidentally going to about 20 Taylor Walker pubs). Saw some cultural shit, but not at all relaxing. Lesson learned. Going to spend this Christmas in Jamaica at an all-inclusive and do nothing but get shitfaced on the beach and maybe spend a few hours scuba diving.
Old Chicago without the pizza.
Lyft is even cheaper.
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So hard to meet other high-functioning alcoholics.
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