PatentlyAbsurd

I've never met a slice of pizza I didn't like.

Member Since 02/23/2017

Fell asleep in front of the TV and realized how similar I am to my parents now. PGP.

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My floor’s AC was turned off for a good part of the afternoon yesterday. My floor was the only floor in the office where the AC went off. PGP.

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Didn’t realize I had a small hole near the elbow of my shirt until 10 a.m. at work yesterday. PGP.

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Got the first sunburns of the season this weekend. The longest period of time I was outside was an hour for brunch on the patio. PGP.

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Having your headphones break in the middle of the workday. PGP.

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Debating whether you should delete your Facebook. PGP.

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Seeing your Uber charges from the weekend. PGP.

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Having adult acne. PGP.

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When Urban Dictionary starts to become one of your most frequently visited websites. PGP.

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Having your aunt and uncle add you on Snapchat. PGP.

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