“Please apply through our online portal.” Also known as the place where resumes go to die. PGP.

The National Championship: ruining sober Januarys for over a hundred years. PGP.

Taking a PTO day and waking up with 70 emails in my inbox. PGP.

Havig to go to the minute clinic at CVS when you get sick because you’re too busy at work during the day, and because you still haven’t found a new primary care physician after aging out of the pediatrician’s office. PGP.

Having the hors d’oeuvres at networking events count as your dinner for the evening. PGP.

“Please hold for the next available representative.” PGP.

Wishing you had a more ergonomic chair. PGP.

Trying to find a place to put your lunch in the packed and not-so-clean fridge in the breakroom. PGP.

Feeling an inexplicable wave of nostalgia whenever I listen to John Mayer. PGP.

Catching a cold during the summer. PGP.