I got a cast below the knee and can bend my left knee for the first time since April. 4 weeks until I can go back to work. I’ve seen every episode of That’s 70s Show and I’m not entirely sure if Red ever actually kicked Eric’s ass. I need to leave my house.
Just found out they fired Carl so when I get off disability and back into work I’m 100% never speaking to anyone about anything non-work-related again.
Well yeah but then you gotta think about protection. A majority of pharmacies/drugstores will have been plundered so finding condoms/birth control will be difficult. On the other hand, raising a baby in a post-apocalyptic hellscape is a tall order. Hope you like being the little spoon!
There’s a lady who every afternoon between 3-4 comes down to my floor, passes by my cubicle and goes “Good morning, everyone” like it’s the funniest thing in the world and it boils my blood.
Pulled a Nived and injured myself playing rec league sports (a large bald man fractured my tibia) so I’m spending my first day as a 27 year old on pain meds watching Unsolved Mysteries.
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TO DEFEAT….THE SCARIES
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AND CLEAN…YOUR SPERRYS.
“Guy Who Calls A Foul Every Time He Has The Ball” and “Guy Who Takes Game Too Seriously” are so much worse than most of these.
Kettle Cooked jalapeno chips are the truth.
“Haha nice”
AKA “Please leave me alone for the rest of our lives.”
3 weeks ’til this cast comes off and I can go back to work. I might kiss the bagel cart guy near my job on the mouth upon my return.
I got a cast below the knee and can bend my left knee for the first time since April. 4 weeks until I can go back to work. I’ve seen every episode of That’s 70s Show and I’m not entirely sure if Red ever actually kicked Eric’s ass. I need to leave my house.
Just found out they fired Carl so when I get off disability and back into work I’m 100% never speaking to anyone about anything non-work-related again.
I lifeguarded for 11 summers at a pool where the members would buy me beer once they got to know me. I feel this 100%.
6) Live Really Far from Where You Work
This has gotten me out of legit every work function I didn’t want to go to.
Well yeah but then you gotta think about protection. A majority of pharmacies/drugstores will have been plundered so finding condoms/birth control will be difficult. On the other hand, raising a baby in a post-apocalyptic hellscape is a tall order. Hope you like being the little spoon!
ATLGuy eat a Snickers.
AND I SAY HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH
Counterpoint: Yes it is.
The fact that Prince confirmed that that actually happened is amazing.
He’s up in Heaven with Patrice O’Neal roasting everyone. RIP.
There’s a lady who every afternoon between 3-4 comes down to my floor, passes by my cubicle and goes “Good morning, everyone” like it’s the funniest thing in the world and it boils my blood.
Pulled a Nived and injured myself playing rec league sports (a large bald man fractured my tibia) so I’m spending my first day as a 27 year old on pain meds watching Unsolved Mysteries.
Tacos and Gatorade.
MASHED POTATOOOOOOES
I had a cortadito last night before seeing Dear Evan Hansen and I’m still overly hyped let’s go get it.