We throw going-away parties for people leaving for (better) jobs and one time my manager had 3 solo cups of pinot and let me go home at 2:45 so while I agree it can be lame there can be bright spots.
I was getting re-certified for CPR/First AID once so I could lifeguard during the summer and the instructor told us he’d been sued 3 times after performing successful CPR because he broke the patient’s ribs WHICH IS WHAT IS EXPECTED TO HAPPEN.
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“an elderly white man wearing a Donald Trump shirt approached him and “he said he was in Germany, and that they did not let Blacks serve over there.”
Does this person know there have been other wars
The Walking Dead sketch was the goddamn greatest. It felt like they just let him run the episode like Chappelle’s Show. So dope.
Probably the hospital shooting episode. OH SORRY EVERYONE ELSE
HOLY SHIT YOU WROTE MORE THAN A SENTENCE
I feel PGP Intern is the Ringo Starr of PGP in that he probably has amazing articles that we will never fucking see.
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OH HELLLOOOOOOO
Are you obligated to tell your coworkers about cool places for lunch/lunch beers or is it okay to keep it to yourself?
Does getting drunk the night before Thanksgiving count because that’s my plan this/every year.
Nah your whole shtick is marrying women far out of your league there, guy.
We throw going-away parties for people leaving for (better) jobs and one time my manager had 3 solo cups of pinot and let me go home at 2:45 so while I agree it can be lame there can be bright spots.
YOU DID IT!
I was getting re-certified for CPR/First AID once so I could lifeguard during the summer and the instructor told us he’d been sued 3 times after performing successful CPR because he broke the patient’s ribs WHICH IS WHAT IS EXPECTED TO HAPPEN.
People are fucking insane.
Oh hell yeah I agree. They had to explain it A LOT but still it was impressive.
One couple in college did a thing where the guy was a hippie and the girl was a mime and they were Peace and Quiet.
“I had mine done two years ago. Sexual satisfaction is way up.”
Confirmed: This guy fucks.
“Badass natural mascara”
I want to give you a wedgie so bad right now.
Your articles are essentially all MadLibs at this point.
“If You (Verb) In Any Of These (Number) (Plural Noun), Then You’re (Adjective).”
Hey look my hometown made PGP!
(Sorry we’re so trash)
“I have flat out refused to go to a pumpkin patch/farm with her this fall.”
STAND YOUR GROUND