My knees still hurt from the wedding reception on Saturday. PGP.

My boss asked me about something he could have only known about through Facebook. We are not Facebook friends. PGP.

She treated our breakup like an exit interview. PGP.

Thermostat wars with the menopausal coworker. PGP.

I actually would like to lose 10 pounds. PGP.

Made out with an intern at a work sponsored happy hour. PGP

My work mom asked me when I’m going to start thinking about settling down #PGP

Shinola taste, Timex budget #PGP