It kind of looks like the hot girl in the office got a boob job, but I can’t tell and there’s no one here I can confer with. PGP

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

9:00am: *email arrives in my inbox*9:02am: “Hey, did you get my email?”…PGP

Work-Home-Gym-Netflix-Bed.Rinse and Repeat.

Being 25 with high blood pressure. PGP.

The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.

It’s going to be a long road to getting back in shape. PGP.